once upon a time

The One Men’s Store Surviving, A Doc’s Chronograph, & Once Upon a Time Black Tie

April 6, 2018 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, what Mike D. from the Beastie Boys is up to these days.

Airline Boozing, $10K Ripoff Scotch, & Ranch Dressing gets out of hand

November 10, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, traditional retailers are bracing for a bad holiday season.

Bowie & Bond, The Martini Glass Origin Story, & Halloween is Approaching

October 13, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, one of the worst gym locker room etiquette violations.

Benefits of Timely Laundering, Churchill, & Bond’s Newest Vehicle??

October 6, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, all the answers to “Alexa play the song that goes like…”

Lady Eye Rolls, Lady Missileers, & One Very Bad Nitro Brew

September 29, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, have we reached peak arse-hole?

The Rock’s Pop, Boxing 18th Century Style, & a Rough Start to the Honeymoon

August 25, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

For the record, Mrs. Dappered and I did a bar crawl after we got married… and no one got arrested.

The latest weapon against trolls, what not to cook on the grill, & how much we love clothes

June 23, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

We have grown, as a species, to really really love clothing.

New Timepieces, Old Tattoos, & Permission to Gawk

June 16, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, the original Most Interesting Man in the World gets a new gig.

Daniel Craig’s Next Flick, Chrome & Annoying Ads, & One Mean iPhone Prank

June 9, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, when a waterfall is more than a waterfall. When a waterfall is beer.

A Surprising GQ Cover Star, An Epic Kickstarter Catastrophe, & Here Come the Kingsman again

April 28, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus the future of style is in… 3D knitting?

JCPenney’s Shutdown List, A Futuristic Fabric, and Neil the Lady-Killer

March 24, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, fighting the scourge that is auto-play videos on websites.

Today’s Happy Hour, Comments Sections, & Lady Magic

March 10, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, so much ‘Murica in one little image.

Red Beards and Bad Assery, Kermit gets found, & Adulting

March 3, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

It’s a nature heavy, positive heavy Dossier this week.

Red Carpet Less is More, Beards of Yore, &… Winona

February 23, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

In space, no one can hear you “cheers!”

Cheating Slots, Sinatra’s Selfie, and the latest Dating App

February 10, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

“Are you going to loaf around and let them eat up all your pep?”

American Royalty, “Steal the Style” with Snark, & an Unlikely Predator Duo

January 13, 2017 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus who watches what and who buys what, where.

Uber Loser, Mistletoe Changes, and the Rat Pack Gathers for the Holiday

December 23, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

It’s another Holiday .gif-riffic edition of the Weekend Dossier.

DIY Wrist Watches, Christmas Curves, & Netflix’s Dwindling Movie Library

December 9, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, Krampus gets crackin’ while Santa lights up.

When your taste in music dies, The Dude under center, & Amy Adams + Tom Ford

October 28, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

An all Halloween gif edition.

Improving (?) Scotch, A Zillow Nightmare, & The Next Guardians of the Galaxy

October 21, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus, how to identify and then deal with psychopaths. Nifty.