Helmut Newton, Sigourney Weaver, Los Angeles, 1983
FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES? I think you could consider this the do’s and don’t’s of the fine art of drinking while traveling.
WTF FACT OF THE WEEK: When you die, you have Abraham Lincoln to thank for the stuff they pump into you. Yes, that Abraham Lincoln.
‘MURICA: Can you even think of anything more American than this? Yeah. Didn’t think so.
RETAIL HELL: More bad news for two of the biggest brands in the fashion business.
BALANCING ON BOTTLES:
Our enduro-cross racing ¼ber-contributor Eric H returns with a hefty collection of clickables for this week’s Dossier and once again I get to step out of the way and have myself a well-earned libation.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? I mean. This seems fairly dangerous. As in, Beavis and Butthead dangerous.
H8TERS GONNA H8: It would seem that Eric and I are of the same opinion regarding Daylight Savings. If you aren’t a fan, make sure you’re not blaming the wrong people. Try not to be surprised.
THE CASE FOR NOT SO AFFORDABLE: Why the world would be a better place if we had to pay more for clothes.
INTERNET FOR KIDS: Seems like this guy has some sincerely held beliefs about the current content. And if you’re a parent, this might be relevant to your interests.
SPEAKING OF FIRST CLASS DOUCHE CANOES: A certifiable piece of excrement.
UM, NO: Not once. Not one single time in my life have I wondered about this.
WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS?
WAIT, WHAT? I’m not certain this is a good thing or a bad thing. Who sees this information and how will it be used?
CONSEQUENCES: Or should it be, this is why we can’t have nice things? Either way, not the best of news.
SUNNY DAYS, SWEEPING THE CLOUDS AWAY: The five year old me would have shit my pants for this. Wouldn’t have even cared. You know what I mean? That illogical and completely unhinged moment of pure joy where you just let it all go. All of it. Yeah. Good times.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK: Once upon a time there was the greatest comic strip that ever was. And for many reasons, it still hits close to home.
MOTHER NATURE IS SIMPLY BAD-ASS:
- Introducing newly discovered monstrous katydids. Yes, bad-ass.
- Two words: squish dragons. Mmm-hmm. Bad-ass. Also creepy AF.
- I mean, by definition, these beasties are bad-ass. I’m not going to say they’re my spirit animal, but…
- Admittedly, this is more dumb-ass than bad-ass depending on your point of view.
- Trees which just refuse to die. Definitely bad-ass.
MEET YOUR TROLLS! The more we learn about the Russian’s social media activities, the stranger it gets.
INCOMING! This week’s Incoming comes courtesy of Eric H.
BONUS INCOMING! This might not be safe for work. Redband trailer.