GROHL OVER BEETHOVEN:
HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic.
TREADING LIGHTLY HERE: This is just all kinds of unfortunate. Also, a brutal lesson.
AND BOOM GOES THE BEACHES: Sucks to be these guys right about now. And these guys.
IMPRESSIVE:
MAYBE NANCY WAS RIGHT? This is my current “work on” at the moment. Thanks to Joe for this.
THE STINK…is on the both of them. Nasty people.
RESUMES 101: Maybe you need a refresher course?
FIERCE:
Grace Jones @ Studio 54 in the 70’s. For a full blown technicolor version, and slightly NSFW, check this out.
OH THAT’S NASTY: Our first president, by all appearances, was a repeated leader and soldier. And while he probably didn’t cut down a cherry tree, he had a mouthful of oh hell no.
STONE COLD…AWESOME!
CAPTION CONTEST:
NAME ENVY: I has it.
THIS IS GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE: But, at what point do you just have to say, maybe some people can’t do all the things other people do.
BEER PWN! I want to go to Scotland so I can shake their hands and quaff some pints. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.
NO MAS: I don’t think this would be on my list of dining options but hey, to each their own taco.
THE STARS ARE IN HER THIGHS:
That’s some nifty GIF action you’ve got there mister.
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: It’s all about the yeast.
DOOMSDAY DEJA VU: This week’s edition of “the sky is falling.”
CONSEQUENCES? Putin on the hits.
INCOMING!
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That yeast trick might work, but it will make any hangover much worse.
Yeah, thanks science for inventing a buzz killer instead of a hangover cure.
About that primer on your resume – none of it applies if you’re applying for a job with the Federal Government. If you want to make the cert on a Fed application your resume will probably be 3 pages long, at least.
Aww… Puss without Boots. That cat makes me sad inside.
399lbs? That’s too much, even on a draft horse.
Yes they can pull a lot of weight, but no horse is meant to carry a baby orca on its back.
I don’t know if I can agree with Stone Cold Steve Austin’s notion that homosexuals have the right to get married (which I DO agree with) but that churches don’t have the right to disagree with that. Freedom of religion is a core fundamental right, no matter how outlandish or unpopular your beliefs. That being said, the right to be treated equally buy the government regardless of sexual orientation is also a core fundamental right.
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ugh… damn yeast didn’t work.
I don’t think Stone Cold said was saying they CAN’T believe it, he wasn’t saying they don’t have the “right”, he just doesn’t see how it “jives.” It was more a commentary on the formulas for “sin” used by some sects. At least, that’s now I read it. Maybe his perspective is based in Austin 3:16 or something. I don’t know.
I’m not sure that’s ironic. Maybe had they gotten sick eating food they had personally approved we’d have something.
Not sure about the federal government but it certainly applies to the legal industry. Keep that thing to a page max and never put an objective. I’ll tell you what though, the best thing I ever did was add an interests category at the bottom (I have basketball, cooking, coffee, and soccer on mine). Every interview at some point involves talking about those. Gives you a chance to show a more personal side and that you’re actually a person outside of the office.
Regarding the ‘Stink is on both of them’, I believe it should be retitled ‘The Stink is on all 3 of them’. How can you exclude V. Stiviano, the gold digging (black & Mexican) skank who willingly shacked up with such an obvious bigoted scoundrel, all for the notoriety and some shiny baubles? She will soon be earning her keep in a profession on par with her character, integrity, and intellect, porn.
What is lacking here is a basic understanding of Christianity by Stone Cold. In God’s eyes all sin is equal and you must repent from it. There is no “formula” for sin that makes one thing worse than another. I am a Christian and strongly believe that we should love our neighbor(gay or straight) as God first loved us. However, that doesn’t mean I have to endorse behavior I disagree with.
I posted a respectful comment disagreeing with the stone cold article that was instantly removed from comments. If you are going to post articles of a religious nature on a style website, there should be some tolerance for open discussion regarding those articles in the same way we can all discuss who likes double monks or not.
The federal hiring process is different from any other.If your resume doesn’t substantiate every last bit of the position description and knowledge, skills, and abilities questions, you won’t make the first cut. The purpose is to prevent nepotism/favoritism in hiring by making sure there’s objective proof that the applicant’s chosen for interviews were the best qualified…on paper. In practice, I didn’t make first cut on several jobs I was eminently qualified for because I didn’t know how to play the federal resume writing game.