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Animals and Animal and animals – the noun, the name and the adjective.

October 25, 2013 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

I NEARLY WET MY PANTS: I am not proud.

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OH REALLY? I’m guessing that something got lost in translation?

WADDYA KNOW? The most interesting man in the world is actually kind of interesting. That, or this is some kind of genius marketing.

DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH: At this point, with all we keep learning, why would you eat these things? Then there’s this guy. Giving him the side eye.

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME:

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WAIT, WHAT? Is it me or does this seem really amateur? And no, I  really don’t think this is one of those hindsight kind of situations.

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ASK FOR A REFUND. I actually believe I might slap this kid given the chance. Yes, of course I would remove my glove first. I am not a savage. Oh and there’s this guy over here who clearly has higher standards.

NO RESPECT: This does seem kind of harsh.

MMMM HMMM: Busted.

HALLOWEEN INSPIRATION:

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JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: You should probably be checking in here if you aren’t already. The guys do a bang up job.

I HAVE NO WORDS: This, right here. Along with this. And this. Also this. And if all of this leaves you scratching your head, better head on over here. Organizers suspect “It might be the greatest event in television history.”

SO THIS IS A THING NOW? Stunt-running a marathon: not that long ago I pointed out  a guy who juggled while running a marathon backward. And now, this.

SPEAKING OF RUNNING…I really need to stock up on some cold-weather running gear. But there will be no complaining. Nope. Not one peep.

JAKARTA HEARTBREAKERS:

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Performing street monkeys of Jakarta, as staged by a gentleman from Finland named Perttu Saska.  It is creepily forlorn.

HIRSUTE HALLELUJAH? This is going to make many people very happy if it actually works.

YOU SNOOZE: You win big time. One more reason why you really have to catch that shut eye. It scrubs your brain clean.

WEBSITE OF THE WEEK: There is absolutely no chance that I will ever partake of their services. Still…

FREE YOUR NECK! This article right over here is bound to have some of you cheering (you know who you are). What say you? Or, did you already have your say?

PONY IN THE SINK! 

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GIF GOD OF THE WEEK: Bill Domonkos, I salute you.

BUILD THEM A MONUMENT: The asshatery here is unrivaled. 

TWO THINGS: This @#$! needs to end. Period. Also, for that price, that belt better come with some Batman-style accessories.

AUSSIES: Nobody poddies hodder. Also, congratulations might just be in order.

NOT NEARLY SOON ENOUGH:

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Looks like we’ll have to wait ’til next year for Season 3 of the best show on the tube.

SAY NO TO H8: You can start at the grocery store. Also, there really is no reason for this in the here and now.

OH THAT’S NASTY: You won’t make it past the headline.

ARE YOU A PESSIMIST? Probably shouldn’t click here. Same goes if you’re worried about germs. Oh, and if your vision of the apocalypse includes panic in the streets and uh, bugageddon, just don’t.

INCOMING!

Featuring the first new music from U2 in four years. Catch the story over here.

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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