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Gym Questions, Bad Beer, & The Little Dude w/ Bathing Beauties

November 14, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

“Desiring a thing… cannot make you have it.”

Making $$ (literally), Xmas Sweaters, & the Ultimate Timepiece

November 7, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus if you played Arcade games, a major time-waster.

Hell, Hairballs, & Having too much faith in your tailoring

October 31, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

You think your suit can do what now?

Tricks or Gifs, Incredible Swagger, & what your zip code says about you

October 24, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

So much swagger, the swagometer is now busted.

U2 Backlash, Grease Fires, and Clooney’s next flick

October 17, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus a nice batch of nightmare fuel.

The Postal Service, UPS and marsupial fisticuffs.

October 10, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Getting your Bond on and telling the NFL to Beat off.

Booty Checks, Major Pushups, & the next video game movie

October 3, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus news on the “other” weed. The round one.

Clint’s wheels, the Monochrome Set and Whippet (whippet good).

September 26, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

When you need to say no every way imaginable.

The Cloud, Scotland and the return of sparkles.

September 19, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Inspiration from the unlikeliest places.

Sophia’s curves, hipster royals, and cell phone security

September 5, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus what’s maybe jacking up your phone bill?

Son Of A Gun, GAP’s new ads, & Wolverine’s heavy lifting.

August 29, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Lifehacks, Naughty bits and the Southpaw Mystery.

That one time when The Dossier was your weekend playlist.

August 22, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Good news! It’s not your fault!

Clooney vs. Pitt, Uma vs. Apes, & Ticketing Dinner.

August 15, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Plus Sharks, Shark Week, and SPARKLES!

Fits better, wears longer, costs less.

August 8, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

A photobomb for the ages and the creepiest mannequin ever.

Mad Max, a mean sun and you.

August 1, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Nails and fails and an aghast red monster.

Kits and cuts and kegels for dudes.

July 25, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

And the beauty inherent in the making of a timepiece.

Secrets, the chocolate pancreas and terrible footwear.

July 19, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Putting the dick in dictator and Diamond Dave unplugged.

The society for the prevention of cruelty to trolls. Ahem.

July 11, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Good things, strange things, and legal things.

Futbol, a silent Harley and the 85,000 calorie meal.

July 4, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

The questionable period, fat furballs and pew pew pew.

Prêt-à-Porter, Man Town and the pursuit of happiness.

June 27, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

The importance of good choices. And candles.