GLAMOUR BUNNIES & SPARKLES:
WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? Make you go get your own damn package. And before you freak out, I am more than intrigued by this concept.
BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SPIDERS*: So you can understand how this makes me feel. Having said that, this is pretty rad.
SPEAKING OF RAD: It’s not just about the alternative to needles, it’s BECAUSE of the alternative to needles. I would be curious to see one of these in person.
SURPRISE INDEED:
THE LOG LADY DOES NOT APPROVE: But I sure do. Only, I don’t have Showtime so who knows if I’ll ever see them. Then again, there’s this, so…
GOOD. NESS: There would be new underpants. Also, from what I gather, no one died.
BAD SEASON: The NFL keeps making it easier and easier to walk away from them. By the way, I wouldn’t be surprised if the blow-back from players and fans from this will reflect poorly on their latest sponsor. AND…that was fast. Maybe my walkaway will begin this weekend.
MEANWHILE…in Australia. I mean, I suppose I might spy two waltzing raccoons in my yard if I looked lone enough, but that would still fall short.
ALWAYS:
GAMEPLAN: Just in case you want to pull a Skyfall.
MINORITY REPORT: This isn’t exactly that. Or, maybe it is, just on a macro level. And it is definitely something I have wondered about.
WELL THIS IS UNEXPECTED: I’ve been waiting my whole life for jetpacks. But this?
PERSPECTIVE: Given the current state of affairs, I’m just going to leave this right here.
WHUT THA WHUT?
GENITALIA IN THE NEWS: Guys. Dolls. You just “eewed”.
ANYONE ELSE GET THE IDEA…that we are creating a generation of wimps? I don’t mean to sound like that old guy, but cripes already. Let kids have some fun. Also, this is yet another reason why I loathe insurance companies. But not the one you might possibly work for. Not that one.
SEXY BEAST! But… dat ass. It’s carpin’.
INCOMING!
Need something else to read?
- Come for the Hug Test. Stay for the armhole.
- Honestly, this cleared up some things for me. It’s ok if you point and laugh.
- Ahem.
*And ants. Don’t forget the ants.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
I’ve only been a casual football fan for the past few years (and that’s only because I moved to a city with a team a few years ago), so it’s been pretty easy to stop caring about the sport altogether after watching what’s happened the last few months. I thought the way South Park handled it all in their recent season opener was amazing though…had me laughing hard enough to bring tears to my eyes several times…
Re: Volkswagen XL Sport
I see there’s a closeted Subaru SVX lover in the VW design team.
Bike trick, awesome. The Postal Service – meh. Glamour and bunnies GIF is excellent.
I LOVE The Postal Service. As mentioned in the video, I became a fan in ’05 or ’06, after they were done. I never saw them live and that makes me a little sad.
That backflip, though. I think I’ll ignore the laws of physics today!
not gonna lie…I’d scream GO GO GADGET JETPACK! everytime I turned this on. This is why I can’t be in the Military, I’d blow every stealth mission….
Osama? GOGOGADGET Je…oh man, he’s not here…
Kim Jong? GO-GO-GA….huh, I coullda sworn he’d be here.