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Son Of A Gun, GAP’s new ads, & Wolverine’s heavy lifting.

August 29, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

SMART MOVE:

GAP's new ad campaign | The Dossier on Dappered.com

This is one of the smartest moves these guys have made in ages. I might just have to venture back in and see what’s new.

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: Because people couldn’t figure out the figurative from the literal. Sigh.

ABOUT THAT FOR ALL TIME STUFF: Turns out what we once thought was forever isn’t.

SO THIS IS HAPPENING: For those of you who are not interested in the changing face of the planet, skip this recent development in Scotland. I blame Clyde the Thistleman. But wait, there’s more.

HOLY BAT QUANDARY!

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THIS IS WHY I HATE PEOPLE THIS WEEK: First up, are you serious? Next up, the person who ruins things for everyone else (although this take on the situation made me think about my initial reaction). But this guy takes the cake. 

SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERGE BEAR:  You have to appreciate the initiative of this one. Who wouldn’t want full time air conditioning and treats? Speaking of bears, chances are this little one was important to you at one point without you even knowing it.

A FASCINATING CODA…to a tragic story.

ME, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK… 

Down 4 The Queen | The Dossier on Dappered.com

TIME TO CHANGE ATTITUDES: There is nothing selfish about this decision. It is deeply personal and should remain as such.

DIGITAL LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: I laughed. Because the internet.

SOUTHPAW MYSTERY: So that’s how it works. Huh. True story. One of my elementary school teachers insisted I learn to write with my right hand even though I’m left handed. This I realized at the time, was total crap.

CROSSFIT HAS NOTHING ON…Harry. Seriously, the guy was…inventive.

YEAH. NO GETTING AROUND IT.

Foolow, Derbshire | The Dossier on Dappered.com

OH HELL NO: I did NOT need to know this. As long as they don’t come near me, I’m fine. That’s the deal I have with them.

WHATEVER YOU DO…don’t eff with Wolverine. You might be able to pull this off. Good for you. Me? I’m barely hoisting kittehs.

DIGITAL LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK PART 2: I hope one of these options serves you better than the algorithms at everyone’s favorite binge watching enabler.

GAH! What. The. Hamburgers? I am fairly creeped out at this.

INCOMING!

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  • I very well may have reminded you about this in the not too distant pass. And I’m totally ok with that.  
  • Because sometimes there’s real value in keeping the pie-hole closed.
  • If this hits close to home, continue on over here.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. 

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