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The Pajama Babe Shuffle, Slick Rides, & Beware the Birthday Monsters

June 3, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

DIVERSION OR DISTRACTION?

Distraction from http://shnjilkari.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dapppered(thank you)

UNDER THE SURFACE: The oceans are changing in ways tailor made for a horror writer.  

NOT YOUR FATHER’S HABITAT: I wonder if this is happening anywhere else?

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: I have a problem with this.

MEANWHILE…in Russia. 

CONSEQUENCES: Maybe there is such a thing as bad publicity.

ONCE UPON A TIME:

B¼ssing NAG 375T (1935) from http://nemoflow.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

Fun, fun, fun on the Autobahn.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS CALLING: This is the least surprising news in forever. 

YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID: I’m with the MP on this one. 

HARDBALL: When a case of Stockholm Syndrome goes bad.

STAIRWAY TO HEART ATTACK: What could possibly go wrong?

ATTITUDE > SIZE:

Dog vs. Seal from http://coinfarts.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

STACKED: Not necessarily what you think. Mind blown.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: We are loving our National Parks to death. Will it come to this?

PERSPECTIVE: I suddenly feel less about myself.

NOT GONNA LIE: For reals, I shuddered when I read this. Can’t. Even. Imagine. Editor’s Note: Never trust anyone, male or female, who takes great pride in their own birthday. e.g. wears a sash, tiara, crown, custom birthday t-shirt, or in all seriousness claims “it’s my birthday/birthday week/birthday month so you have to be extra nice to me!” 

ME AT MOST SOCIAL EVENTS:

Me at parties from http://tastefullyoffensive.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you)

THIS IS RICH: At some point I just have to wonder if they are trolling everyone.

TRUE STORY: Once upon a time I figured we’d all get nuked into oblivion. Now it would seem something else is more likely.

HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.

GOLDEN SHOWERS? Convenient and environmentally friendly. It’s a win-win situation. Editor’s Note II: Civilization is lost.

SHENANIGANS: Some sneaky slimy whatnots are always one step ahead. Also, this, theoretically, could happen to any of us. Mostly.

INCOMING!

Looks like an anthology centered around a wiener dog. I’m game.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Filed Under: Etc. Tagged With: dossier, once upon a time

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