DIVERSION OR DISTRACTION?
UNDER THE SURFACE: The oceans are changing in ways tailor made for a horror writer.
NOT YOUR FATHER’S HABITAT: I wonder if this is happening anywhere else?
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: I have a problem with this.
CONSEQUENCES: Maybe there is such a thing as bad publicity.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS CALLING: This is the least surprising news in forever.
YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID: I’m with the MP on this one.
STAIRWAY TO HEART ATTACK: What could possibly go wrong?
ATTITUDE > SIZE:
STACKED: Not necessarily what you think. Mind blown.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: We are loving our National Parks to death. Will it come to this?
PERSPECTIVE: I suddenly feel less about myself.
NOT GONNA LIE: For reals, I shuddered when I read this. Can’t. Even. Imagine. Editor’s Note: Never trust anyone, male or female, who takes great pride in their own birthday. e.g. wears a sash, tiara, crown, custom birthday t-shirt, or in all seriousness claims “it’s my birthday/birthday week/birthday month so you have to be extra nice to me!”
ME AT MOST SOCIAL EVENTS:
THIS IS RICH: At some point I just have to wonder if they are trolling everyone.
TRUE STORY: Once upon a time I figured we’d all get nuked into oblivion. Now it would seem something else is more likely.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.
GOLDEN SHOWERS? Convenient and environmentally friendly. It’s a win-win situation. Editor’s Note II: Civilization is lost.
SHENANIGANS: Some sneaky slimy whatnots are always one step ahead. Also, this, theoretically, could happen to any of us. Mostly.
Looks like an anthology centered around a wiener dog. I’m game.