Futbol, a silent Harley and the 85,000 calorie meal.

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DEPTH PERSPECTIVE:

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WHAT IS MEH? The collective response to the new Amazon phone. Can’t win them all.

RESPECT: Tim Howard is getting his share. And then there’s this. Seems legit.

OH THAT’S NASTY: The Suarez effect. 

STREET SWAGGER:

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West London, 1956 by Roger Mayne.

YES PLEASE: I can’t help myself.  And if they are all gone, then this, for perpetuity.

PERSPECTIVE: Today’s NBA is not like the NBA of old.  And I’m not just talking about the flops and dives. 

TRANSPARENCY MUCH? This is rather disappointing. Am I missing something here?

SKILL SETS: We all have different talents. Thanks to superstar Dossier contributor Eric H for this.

INSTANT FREAK-OUT OF THE WEEK: This.  Also, this.

PRIORITIES: Ours seem to be misplaced. This seems pretty obvious to me but, hey, I’m just a semi-professional wind bag.

VROOM VROOM VROOM: Without the actual vroom. 

CORPORATE WARFARE: The battle for American Apparel is just heating up. This might get interesting.

SO MANY PEWS:

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SATIRE: Let me repeat, SATIRE. Just so we’re clear. We are clear right? RIGHT? OK. Props to our latest Dossier contributor Marshall L for this. For reals, thanks mister.

SADLY, THIS IS NOT: Satire, that is. I really just don’t get people sometimes. Perhaps it’s an absence of certain pharmaceuticals?

WHATSCONSIN? This is something. 

THAT’S A LOT OF PUSH UPS: Doubtful you will find this information in your MyFitnessPal food database.

TRANSCENDANT:

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT: Mostly? Maybe? Period? 

CONGRESS: We hate them for multiple reasons. Here’s the latest.

PAWLATES: We are loving our pets to death. 

STATISTIC OF THE YEAR? This. Suck it haters. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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