"Desiring a thing... cannot make you have it."
Plus if you played Arcade games, a major time-waster.
You think your suit can do what now?
So much swagger, the swagometer is now busted.
Plus a nice batch of nightmare fuel.
Getting your Bond on and telling the NFL to Beat off.
Plus news on the "other" weed. The round one.
When you need to say no every way imaginable.
Inspiration from the unlikeliest places.
Plus what's maybe jacking up your phone bill?
Lifehacks, Naughty bits and the Southpaw Mystery.
Good news! It's not your fault!
Plus Sharks, Shark Week, and SPARKLES!
A photobomb for the ages and the creepiest mannequin ever.
And the beauty inherent in the making of a timepiece.
Putting the dick in dictator and Diamond Dave unplugged.
Good things, strange things, and legal things.
The questionable period, fat furballs and pew pew pew.
The importance of good choices. And candles.