Booty Checks, Major Pushups, & the next video game movie

SHOCKWAVES:

(thank you)

SCIENTIFIC PHRASE OF THE DAY: Social Lubricant. Chances are, you’ve been lubed recently.

DAMMIT: And it begins. By that I mean, the non-stop all encompassing freak out by TV news industry. And if you, like me, wonder how we have no mass treatment options available nearly 40 years after the discovery of this nasty bit of virus, this.

XXXL FLORA: Really, it’s all about the headline.

ZZZZZ’s: I am suddenly very interested in what my neighbors are dreaming about. Because I am so not like them apparently.

TRIPPIN’ BALLS:

STEWARDS OF OUR WORLD: We’re not doing so well at it. Also, this.

I’M GONNA HAVE TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT: Are you telling me that at no time in the process of this happening, not one person had the balls to say wtf? Because I would have gone straight to face-slapping mode.

DEAD HORSE DEPARTMENT: Why would any sensible nation want to host these ever again?

SPACE – THE FINAL FRONTIER: Seriously. There is so much we don’t know. Or, so much that continues to weird scientists out. 

UNDULATING CLOUDS

(thank you)

It would seem that these are some unique clouds.

RIBBIT: My smart phone brings all the frogs to the yard.

FACEPALM OF THE WEEK: Ta-da!

PIGEON BOOTY: Looks like China is really, really into it.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?

TOTALLY RAD…or too Toddlers and Tiaras?

APPLAUSE: This is inspiring. I am going to remember this.

NO MORE TUMBLING? I have to say, as someone who comes into contact with these things on a regular basis, I had no idea that they aren’t supposed to be here.

UH-OH: Ridiculoso.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Thinking of trying Suitsupply? Been there.
• Salud! For reals, I’ve been thinking about trying some of these.
• Your feet want Allen Edmonds. Your wallet wants this.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.