Sophia’s curves, hipster royals, and cell phone security

AHEAD OF THE CURVE:

(thank you)

SOPHIA LOREN 1959. No challenge needed.

PHONY CELL PHONE TOWERS: Depending on where you live, you may already be affected by them. Not entirely tin foil hat territory, this.

THE LUCAS INFLUENCE: Endor, anyone? I would totally lose my mind on one of these.

OUTSOURCING: It has come to law enforcement.

HIPSTER PRINCE CHARLES:

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THIS WILL COME AS A SURPRISE TO SOME OF YOU: For others, this will be mere baloney mobiles. Or something. Maybe even meh. Then there’s this. And suddenly the meh goes away.

A HEALTHY DEBATE…starts with knowing who is bought and paid for. 

HEADS UP! Autoplay isn’t just lame. It can get expensive. You have been warned.

ALL THE POINTS:

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CONSEQUENCES: Some people are going to have an issue with this. I certainly had a problem with what led to this. It would appear that we are seeing the evolution of pitchforks and lit torches.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: Ants. I just don’t trust them. It all started with this. And ever since I have watched them with a side eye. They will have their way with us. Mark my paranoid, frightened words.

HELLO MY NAME IS TIM…and I am a type face elitist. So this made for a tremendous laugh. Friends don’t let friends use comic sans.

DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE:

(thank you)

CONSEQUENCES: The “breaking the news” edition. This may just be my favorite kiddo ever. Smart too.

THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED: This one, for me anyway. But you go right ahead. Bonus: Terminal velocity.

IN OUR CONTINUING SERIES OF TALKING ANIMALS…I present the adamant husky.

I’M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE: We don’t condone making people in the service industry unnecessarily confused when it comes to what we eat. But…

INCOMING!

I was a huge fan of the first movie. This one seems to have the seal of approval from the director of the first (who is now working on the new Star Wars movie).

Need something else to read?

• Tips! This place is full of them.
• Depending on where you live, this should come in handy right about now.
• What was I just saying about tips?

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.