Secrets, the chocolate pancreas and terrible footwear.

PIECES PARTS: 

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VEGAN ALERT: You might want to read this. And or this.

LIKE A BOSS: That was some summer vacation. 

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: And sometimes they look like your colon. 

AND SO IT BEGINS:

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FOOD AND YOUR MOOD: And most importantly, the stress in your life. Time for me to get some pumpkin seeds.

IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE: You could find yourself in the middle of a “rain” storm on the sun.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY: Except when there is.

THE MORE YOU KNOW:

Why tattoos are permanent.

THERE ARE NO WORDS: Only smells. 

IF I START SAVING MY PENNIES NOW…I should maybe might be able to hope for one of these. Because yes please, you sexy beast.

MEANWHILE…at the end of the world. 

THE GOBLIN KING GETS HIS THRONE: 

SUMMER MYTHS: Not always what you’ve been led to believe. 

AND NOW A WORD ABOUT CLASSIC ROCK: From our fearless leader: There’s so much, total, complete, awful shit about “classic” rock. Diamond David Lee Roth, is not* one of those things.“

BECAUSE SOMETIMES…people deserve to be derided. Honestly, what…the…hamburgers?

GAH!

Is that you on the left Jack? It… it is not.

SECRETS OF MIDDLE EARTH: Rings. Not just the one. 

SECRETS OF THE MIDWEST: The most popular sport you never heard of. Also, the Pyramids of St. Louis.

SECRETS TO GOOD PUBLIC STANDING: Manners. And that includes hand written thank you notes, among other types of communications. I look forward to picking up some of these.

INCOMING!

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*”Unless he’s hosting a radio show. I heard that morning thing he did for a while was just friggin’ awful.”

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He tries to like something about people on a daily basis. Mostly.