*40ish-year-old Joe from Dappered confidently approaches the register at ROSS Dress for Less*
Cashier Gal: “Hello! Ready to check out? Are you part of our 55+ club?”
Me:
It’s a good idea to develop a sense of style while you’re still in your 20s or 30s.
Because once you hit mid-life, no matter how good you look or think you look… every little bit helps.
Especially if it’s a well practiced, confident sense of style, as NOTHING turns heads like a well dressed, silver fox.
P.S. That said, most probably wouldn’t want someone to preemptively age them by 25% either.
P.P.S. I shoulda said I was in the club. Coulda saved a few bucks. Some deal hunter I am.
Wrapping up what's left after Presidents' Day weekend.
Side-tab dress trousers. Spring ready sneakers. Sub $200 sportcoats w/ free shipping & returns.
Saturday upgrade for BR Factory's deal. 15% off gift cards from Old Navy. Gustin's stock…
Sweaters, blazers, primo chinos. Some suits too. True tale, Bonobos kicks their winter sale in…
Just went on sale for 47% off. In person with the new Made in Spain…
Smart and single is always better than stupidly attached.