BACK TO SCHOOL BUSINESS:
HEADS UP FELLAS: Something pertinent for you crossfit aficionados. You know who you are.
DOSSIER UPDATE: From the “you get what you give” department. Internet trolls take note.
A (BELATED) WELCOME TO THE AGE OF ANTHROPOCENE: Apparently it officially began in 1950. Time to update some textbooks. Again.
MEANWHILE…in Georgia. This is where things stand.
AWKWARD: This is going to ruin a fair amount of peoples’ day. And I think it’s safe to say, this isn’t something for your resume.
ONCE UPON A TIME…when we were thinner.
(mine)
CONSEQUENCES + ONCE UPON A TIME…because I couldn’t decide on one over the other. But dive in and you’ll understand why. Also, you are what you eat.
THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN’: This seems to suggest that conventional wisdom isn’t so, uh, wise, in this case.
NIGHTMARE FUEL: I haven’t watched this network in for-ev-er but this might bring me back. Shudders.
THE EXTRAORDINARY LIFE OF A SEAGAL: This man lives in a different world from the rest of us. Well, to be more accurate, he lives in the movie of his making 24/7/365. With high profile extras.
MEET THE BEETLES:
SORRY IDRIS: You might have to stand in the queue a little bit longer. And as long as the next movie is loads better than the last, I’m fine with this. Editor’s Note: Unpopular opinion: Quantum of Solace just might have been better than SPECTRE.
(HEADLINE REMOVED ON ACCOUNT OF SOMEBODY WILL LOSE THEIR FREAKIN SHIAT): Looks like someone missed the software update.
TO BE FAIR, IT WAS A HARD VIDEO TO WATCH. This is what the interwebs were made for. Mostly. Well that, and cats.
SUNSET LINES:
(this is Joe’s!)
This comes to us courtesy of the editor himself. Love this.
BRANDING 101 PART 2: These folks hit it out of the park. Credit where credit is due.
BUZZ KILL: This could not have happened at a worse time. And, also, does anyone have critical thinking skills anymore? That’s only kind of rhetorical. Just this side of it, but still.
LONG READ OF THE WEEK: Yes, it’s from Buzzworthy. And I still shared it. Because, this sounds totally like the department of conspiracy theories territory. And yet…
HEADS UP FELLAS REDUX: This is the second such story I have run across in the past month. So I’m thinking I might just have to update my BBQ utensils.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.