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The Playmate Creep, Cocktail Shape & Color, & More Cougars Please?

July 22, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

ONCE UPON A TIME:

Cocktails - detail from 1956 Esquire Drink Book cover.(thank you)

CONSEQUENCES: Not only is this woman a creep, she’s a liar. Bye Felicia.

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM? This doesn’t need to be happening here. It shouldn’t be happening here. Also, this shouldn’t be happening anywhere. (Warning: Not Safe For Breakfast)

I DON’T GET IT: This couple. Kanye is responsible for producing some amazing music. Can’t argue that, really. Kim? Seriously, what the hell? This seems poisonous.

RESPECT! Real Salt Lake vs Inter Milan  |  19 July 2016

Real Salt Lake vs Inter Milan | 19 July 2016(thank you)

GOING UNDERGROUND! This seems pretty nifty. YES. I SAID NIFTY. Jeez.

WHEN THE WORLD IS A MONSTER… More of this please. You’d be forgiven for thinking that this kind of thing didn’t happen anymore.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS: If you live in a state like mine, where this kind of thing happens all the time. There is nothing quite like hitting a deer at 65 MPH.

BECAUSE, 2016.

SCIENCE! There are times when I don’t have the inspiration to write a proper headline. Mostly because what can one say about this? Editor’s Note: GET MONTPELIER ON THE LINE STAT!

Y’ALL QUAEDA RIDES AGAIN! At some point, these guys are going to be exposed as performance artists because they are killing it.

PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME: Tim, why do you hate on people so much. This, for starters.

WAIT, WHAT?* ET? Cat monkey?

Cat monkey?(thank you)

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: No, really.

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE “OH HELL NO!”…and then an ex changed my mind. Once you do it you don’t go back. 

POKE-GO: This is maybe the least surprising result yet of the phenom of the moment. Then there’s this. 

SIGN OF THE TIMES? How did I now know about this?

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

*dog nose

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