ONCE UPON A TIME:
CONSEQUENCES: Not only is this woman a creep, she’s a liar. Bye Felicia.
I DON’T GET IT: This couple. Kanye is responsible for producing some amazing music. Can’t argue that, really. Kim? Seriously, what the hell? This seems poisonous.
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THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS: If you live in a state like mine, where this kind of thing happens all the time. There is nothing quite like hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
Y’ALL QUAEDA RIDES AGAIN! At some point, these guys are going to be exposed as performance artists because they are killing it.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME: Tim, why do you hate on people so much. This, for starters.
WAIT, WHAT?* ET? Cat monkey?
THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: No, really.
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE “OH HELL NO!”…and then an ex changed my mind. Once you do it you don’t go back.
SIGN OF THE TIMES? How did I now know about this?