THE JUPITER AURORA: read more here.
BOND BOO-BOO: The million dollar gloves and that awful, not very good, really terrible realization.
OH HELL NO: Here is a lovely, heartfelt attempt to get us to understand the difference in indoor and outdoor spiders. I’m sure that this was supposed to NOT scare the hell out of me. But really?
“Most of the spiders you see in a house have indoor populations” — anywhere from 50 to several hundred…
You will find me catatonic on the floor. So long, it’s been swell.
THE RED WEDDING: It turns out, it wasn’t entirely fictional. I’ve never been more grateful to have been born post all-of-that-shit. Meanwhile, once upon a time…
OH CANADA: Because, of course. Nice work there pal.
GETS ME EVERY TIME:
EVERY DAY I’M CRUMBLING, CRUMBLING… at my desk. Eating lunch. Apparently I’m not the only one.
GREAT WHITE CAFE: You can check in, but you might never leave. Just kidding, you couldn’t even get a table. Also, this is so cool.
BUHDAH! Bring it on. Considering our ancestors survived just fine with the stuff, this shouldn’t be a big surprise.
ODDS ARE…you might give the side eye to this study.
THE PUNCHING BAG OF AMERICA: There are reasons Florida has the reputation it has. HINT: They’ve been working on it for a long time.
BOTTOMS UP:
SMH: For the man who has everything. Editor’s Note: Can we NOT at least get a lawn mower blade on the bottom of it?
IF THIS IS THE DOSSIER…then there must be news about the impending disaster down South. But watch, I’m starting to wonder if maybe the whole thing goes off without a glitch. Wait. I’ve stopped wondering. I was an idiot.
DON’T COOK YOUR BALLS: Advice from the folks who want to help dudes check their sperm count. Yes, there’s an app for that.
CREATION: Some theories on what might have been going on. Important theories. I wonder where this guy fits in?
WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS: Nailed it.
INCOMING! (The this is sadly relevant edition)
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.