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Tony Stark’s Timepieces, Sports Celebrations, & ‘Murica x Infinity

May 13, 2016 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

HOMERIFIC!

WHU Breakdance from https://i.imgur.com/0rEXRXW.gif | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

Best pitch celebration of the soon to end season, if not ever. For those of you missing the context, this. And for the full story, this. Also thanks to Mister Editor for sending this my way.

IRON MAN TIME: First things first, there was a time not that long ago that this guy had been written off as a lost cause.

KIDS THESE DAYS: Seriously, what the hamburgers? I’m pretty sure I was delivering crappy advertising circulars door to door and losing at Pong when I was that age. Then there’s this kid you may have read about. Now get the less than picture-perfect rest of the story. And the rest of the rest of the story?

YOU HAD ONE JOB: Oops. Also, bwahahaha.

THE THIN WHITE DUKE:

David Bowie on tour, 1976 from http://yourschemeofthings.tumblr.com/ | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

HEADS UP: You might need to clean out your freezer.

AT THE RISK OF CAUSING A RUCKUS…I’m just going to leave this here and back slowly away. Also, I’m pretty sure that people know how it makes them feel. Editor’s Note: But Jamie Lee Curtis CARES ABOUT MY POOP.

WHEN THE REVOLUTION BEGINS…we can point to things like this as an accelerant.

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE? Because you have a lot going on in your life and you could maybe go without hearing about this. My bad.

SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING, SPARKLY DUDE:

Disco Dan from http://danismm.tumblr.com/ | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

PRIORITIES: I thought I knew how much Texas liked football. I had no idea.

YOU HAD ONE JOB: Big, hilarious credibility smooshing oops.

SURFS UP! The more things change, the more things, wait, nope, this is a pretty big change.

INVASIVE SPECIES: The hell is this nonsense?

VIVA LA ROCK!

Rock and Roll!! | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(gracias)

EVERYBODY LOVES A HAPPY ENDING! This one is mostly satisfying. #expertbonethrowing

SMH: This is the best thing to happen to armchair wisenheimers in forever.  And who didn’t see this coming?

OH CANADA: Amid the horrific stories coming out of Fort McMurray, Canada, this.

GLOWING ENDORSEMENT: Er. Mer. Gerd. Twelve weeks out, Brazil is not even close to being ready for the world’s attention. Then there’s this. 

AWKWARD:

Be Differnent from damnthatswhack.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

SIGN OF THE TIMES: Little pink houses, for you and me.

BUT WAIT! There’s more ‘Murica right here. And just when you think that you have heard it all, from the perennially entertaining Sunshine State, we have arrived here. Don’t ever let you get to that point guys. Because, ick. Then again, this might be even worse. Supreme ick.

HOBBIES ARE IMPORTANT: They provide a creative or physical outlet. They provide intellectual stimulation. They bring together interesting people. Then there’s this. A little harsh maybe. But still.

GARDENING 101: Looking to dig in the dirt this year? Here you go.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. 

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