TUBULAR BELLS AND CHILL:
HEADS UP: Where I live, you are practically un-American if you don’t have a dog. Or several. So this seems kind of important. Your dog wants a seatbelt.
WELL SHIT: This is why we can’t have nice things. Like a planet.
NEPTUNE’S BOOTY: So much for those sad little shells you brought home from the coast. You know, the ones that kind of smell?
ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA: The pot, mid melt.
MIND BLOWN: How. What. Uh. I suddenly feel really uninformed.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU…but I haven’t bought non-craft beer in, um, forever. It never even occurs to me. I don’t consider myself a snob but I might be a snob. Also, standards.
NO RESPECT, NO RESPECT I TELL YA: And of course I’m thinking this is all some meta-level art “happening” because I’m a cynical bastard.
LET IT GO: This is just all kinds of unfortunate.
ADVENTURES IN MODERN ENGINEERING: You have to admit. This is pretty damn impressive. Then again, I guess I’ll need to check back in 50 years to see how it played out.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
CHICKEN LITTLE TIME: What could possibly go wrong?
GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS: ET is out there. He’s not organic.
INFOGRAPHIC OF THE DAY! Totally not an infographic. I laughed, I cried, I choked on my Natty Light.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES…this is for real? I mean, the implications are not insignificant. So I should just calm down right? Just fear mongering? You guys are not helping me out here.
WTFLORIDA: This is the stuff of mob movies. Right?
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Nunquam Non Paratus.
URBAN MAN PANNING: Uh, nuggets anyone?
DEEZ NUTS: Just when it seems like life has nothing more to offer… DISCLAIMER: NSFW. Not even. Nope. This is not something for your cube mates. Unless it totally is. But just for a really important reminder, this is Not. Safe. For. Work. #nutscaping. I warned you.
SIMMER DOWN NOW: The interwebs went bonkers doing a really horrendous job talking about this click-bait hall of fame story. Before you do anything you’ll regret, check this out. You can have my bacon when you pry it out of my cold, preserved, hands.
TINY TEARS IN TOKYO: Won’t somebody think of the children?
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.