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Babes and Blasters, Well Dressed Futbol, & Better Ice

August 21, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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KARMA: Delivered. I realize that my absolute delight at this might reflect poorly on me. But the fallout enfolds some people who never used the site. Even more here.

I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE…and back quietly away.

JOB OPPORTUNITIES OF THE VERY NEAR FUTURE: Or, now.

SHARP SPURS: Smartly attired soccer players for the win (or, for the… gut wrenching draw?). Something tells me my editor will appreciate this. Editor’s Note: Indeed. Awesome. But please, please let them just get three points at Leicester. UPDATE: Damn it.

ONCE UPON A TIME…

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…cartoons were so untethered.

WANT: I figure this thing would pay for itself in two years. And yes, I am a fanatic about my ice.

BUMMER, DUDE: Your alternative lifestyle desert con is bugging’ out this year.

MAKES YOU WONDER: It would seem that something about how we live our lives is creating this very unfortunate circumstance. 

PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES: This is not some new cultural phenomenon. At all. Here’s an idea: why don’t we all just shut the hell up at concerts instead of complaining about this. Keep the conversations for the coffee shop. Seriously. Just shut up.

DAMN NATURE…

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On the one hand, well done. What a spectacularly whimsical oddity of the sea. Hello pygmy seahorse! On the other hand, this poor thing spends it’s life looking like coral and making like a statue.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Amazing creatures. Also, fun idea: try to work “mouthing” into your next cocktail party experience.

THE SIDE EYE: The more this story develops, the more disappointing it gets.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF PUBLIC SPACES: New York’s Time Square is going to get an upgrade and the people assigned the task seem truly interesting.

UH, SORRY, BUT…the moment your hobby interferes with public safety, you have become a problem.

ROAD WARRIOR:

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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? I foresee a great deal of “here, hold my beer” memories.

PERSPECTIVE: No matter how crummy your world might seem at the moment, at least this wasn’t your day. Unless, this was you. Then, wow, dude.

OH HELLS NO: Going once. Going twice. Gone.

SO. MANY. WUTS.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Filed Under: Etc. Tagged With: dossier, oh hells no

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