DOUBLE O VROOM VROOM:
THE CLOONEY FACTOR: So this is now a thing. Also, The Emmylou effect.
OH THAT’S NASTY: Yuk. Then there’s this.
STAY OFF MY LAWN: This is pretty depressing. Also, I have to point out that it thankfully does not apply to everyone (raises hand). But I can understand how it happens. Don’t let it happen. (Editor’s note: But… when this happens…)
CRICKETS? Must be dinner time!
THE BRIDGE TO NOPEWHERE:
Or would you rather take the video tour?
INCOMPETENCE? Or something else? What. A. Mess.
I CAN’T EVEN RELATE: Seriously, I have no idea what life is like for these people. Where is that tiny violin of mine? I know I should be more supportive.
GESUNDHEIT! I’m not even kidding. I was talking about this very thing a couple days ago with my friend.
STFU OF THE WEEK: On the one hand, points for the perfect cursive penmanship. On the other, get a life.
LICKABLE:
MAGIC ON THE COURTS: Not that Magic. This guy is all kinds of fun to watch.
PUTIN ON THE HITS? These guys better watch their backs.
THE MORE YOU KNOW: Why your favorite furball brings home little bloody presents. Talk about passive aggressive.
HEADS UP: At some point, creators are going to stop creating. You know that adage about opinions, right? This is why we can’t have nice things. Also, this. And for all those times you see your nemesis in public… And because I seem to be in a mood, this.
I DON’T NORMALLY POST MEMES…
…but when I do they are the best. And by best I might mean most subtle. Also, hilarious.
SPEAKING OF AWESOME PICTURES: Do you ever see an image on the interwebs and think, is this for real? Now there is a site for you. Think of it as Snopes for your peepers.
SWISS ARMY MOUTH? Could happen. I love this so much.
WOOF APPROVED: For those of you with dogs who love to hit the trails, this seems smart, easy and gift-able. And yeah, that was a suggestion.
DEEZ NUTS: I’m not sure if this is going to catch on. But I imagine some of the target audience customers who might be there and I envision lots of tiaras, commemorative sashes and lots of selfies.
WALKIN’ TALL:
If you’re a fan of our fleet-footed friend above, this is relevant to your interests.
AAAAARGH: Hoist your pantaloons and grab your spadroon, there is pirating to tend to. But if you’re more interested in staying ashore, there’s always this!
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: This generally comes as a surprise to most people, but font choices matter. And what matters more than your resume?
WHEN IT COUNTS: There are moments in life that amount to the most important tests of one’s character. You hope you will step up when it counts. This guy is a good example. Then there’s this man. Wow.
CHERNOBYL THIRTY YEARS ON: On the one hand, this is pretty creepy. On the other hand, this guy. Well played little dude.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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