DOUBLE O VROOM VROOM:
STAY OFF MY LAWN: This is pretty depressing. Also, I have to point out that it thankfully does not apply to everyone (raises hand). But I can understand how it happens. Don’t let it happen. (Editor’s note: But… when this happens…)
CRICKETS? Must be dinner time!
THE BRIDGE TO NOPEWHERE:
INCOMPETENCE? Or something else? What. A. Mess.
I CAN’T EVEN RELATE: Seriously, I have no idea what life is like for these people. Where is that tiny violin of mine? I know I should be more supportive.
GESUNDHEIT! I’m not even kidding. I was talking about this very thing a couple days ago with my friend.
STFU OF THE WEEK: On the one hand, points for the perfect cursive penmanship. On the other, get a life.
MAGIC ON THE COURTS: Not that Magic. This guy is all kinds of fun to watch.
PUTIN ON THE HITS? These guys better watch their backs.
THE MORE YOU KNOW: Why your favorite furball brings home little bloody presents. Talk about passive aggressive.
HEADS UP: At some point, creators are going to stop creating. You know that adage about opinions, right? This is why we can’t have nice things. Also, this. And for all those times you see your nemesis in public… And because I seem to be in a mood, this.
I DON’T NORMALLY POST MEMES…
…but when I do they are the best. And by best I might mean most subtle. Also, hilarious.
SPEAKING OF AWESOME PICTURES: Do you ever see an image on the interwebs and think, is this for real? Now there is a site for you. Think of it as Snopes for your peepers.
SWISS ARMY MOUTH? Could happen. I love this so much.
WOOF APPROVED: For those of you with dogs who love to hit the trails, this seems smart, easy and gift-able. And yeah, that was a suggestion.
DEEZ NUTS: I’m not sure if this is going to catch on. But I imagine some of the target audience customers who might be there and I envision lots of tiaras, commemorative sashes and lots of selfies.
If you’re a fan of our fleet-footed friend above, this is relevant to your interests.
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: This generally comes as a surprise to most people, but font choices matter. And what matters more than your resume?
Need something else to read?
- For the style smarty pants.
- So you sometimes find yourself… facedown in a pile of fail?
- This place saved me during my high school and college years.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.