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Beer Pairings for Girl Scout Cookies, Angry Glitter, & More

January 16, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE…(SEAL SUSHI)

Seal Sushi from rhamphotheca.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you?)

INSTAGRAM OF THE WEEK: I would post one of the pictures here but they are not your run-of-the-mill selfies. It comes down to this: surreal portraiture with taxidermy.

BECAUSE IT’S HARD TO SAY NO: While they don’t hand out badges for foisting junk food on the masses, the Girl Scouts ARE adding some new varieties to their annual spring offerings. For those of you wondering what craft beer goes best with a Samoa, here you go. And if by chance you are looking for that perfect counterpart to a nice shiraz? Yep…right here. Me, I’m putting on my “Do not even look at me” grimace right now for the expected encounters.

WANT! It’s never too early to beg for something like this.

MIXED MEDIA:

(thank you)

This is some clever, remarkable stuff right here. Love it. See more over here.

DID YOU F&%K UP? This might help. 

I’M NOT ONE FOR ACCESSORIES: But if I were…I still wouldn’t wear this. I guess I’m just not very go go gadget-ish. But I wouldn’t give someone the side-eye if they liked it. I AM NOT A MONSTER.

WELL S%TSNACKS: This is bad news for me. You? Not so much.

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS:

©Vincent Laforet - www.laforetvisuals.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you) 

You really should see these in all their glory. Because, wow. Vincent Laforet is incredibly talented.

THERE ARE SEVERAL REASONS…I admire the folks at Cards Against Humanity. This is the latest. Brilliant.

SPLOOOOOOSH: When you care enough to send the very worst. 

CUE THE MEDIA OUTRAGE IN 3…2…1…What? Crickets? Imagine that. #differentrules.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

  • While it’s true most of us are bitchin’ about Mother Nature at the moment, soon enough we’ll wish we’d done less complaining and more of this. 
  • And while you’re at it, this too.
  • I just saw this again over the weekend and it’s still so good.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

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