I GOUDA NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER:
BUYER BEWARE: If corporations are people, this guy is an asshat. Luckily, someone is calling bullspit.
GEO-CASH: Finders keepers?
LITERARY MIND BLOWER OF THE DECADE: This right here is a huge, huge deal.
THE CHRISTMAS GIFMONK:
SINGLE SERVING TUMBLR OF THE DAY: Meow. You’re welcome.
THE THINGS THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF: When I was a boy, I dreamt of things like this. Amazeballs. Also, this.
DOUBLE DIPPING: It’s not just a party faux pas. I had no idea this was a thing.
KRAMPUS IS COMING:
Want to know the so-called truth about Krampus? Sure you do.
HAIR PIECE OF THE WEEK: I wonder if this comes in a merkin?
WHEN GATED COMMUNITIES ARE NOT ENOUGH: The paranoia is strong in this one. Also, an update on where we are headed?
I NEED THIS YESTERDAY: Practical and smart and can’t be here fast enough.
ADVENTURES IN SCARFING:
I’m a fan of the Jet Pack. I have my reasons.
HEY ALANIS…now this is ironic. Talk about a bad day at the office.
WELL THIS OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING: I wonder how long it takes the big oil companies to put the kibosh on this?
INFOGRAPHIC OF THE DAY: Any monsters in your neck of the woods?
HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY:
I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IT: They made a card game for yours truly! #misanthropesunite!
IT’S THE REAL THING: I think that this, more than anything else, has finally convinced me to give up one more vice. On the upside, I might have some new industrial strength cleaner.
PIRATE BAIT: This.
INCOMING!
Need something else to read?
- I’m guessing some of this works for the white stuff too?
- Always.
- If Santa is planning on bling for the missus, he best start here.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.