From GQ’s “What’s In Store For You” Insider’s Guide
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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Gandalf’s teenage son finds out that the it really does cause hairy palms.
Joaquin Phoenix in Fists of Furry.
WHY would you do this to my Hulk hands? I’m not smashing shit in these.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
…too much of a stretch?
American Kennel Club’s latest attempt at designer gloves for pet owners.
CNN’s attempts to reboot “Crossfire” with a sci-fi edge were abruptly terminated following the now infamous Tucker Carlson Vs. the Tribbles episode.
The car wash at the Beverly Hills Hilton has the most over-the-top work dress requirement.
I wanted the whole jacket but this is all PETA would allow.
I think it’s unfair to blame the model for this one. I would probably have the same angry/sad/ashamed expression if someone made me wear fur boxing gloves.
I also really love how the quote that goes along side this picture just completely glosses over the panda paws
“From Europe to New York, there is definitely a bow tie thing happening. Also, check out the fabric and trim details on this jacket. Exquisite.”—Eric Jennings, Men’s Fashion Director at Saks Fifth Avenue
Because the model kept scratching himself to get out of his outfit, the agency finally took drastic measures and outfitted him with these cumbersome furry gloves.
the abominable snowman’s son all dressed up for prom
Go Team!
Can I use these after the photo shoot? I gotta door ding to buff out.
What? i just really like Easter.
“You’ll want everything in your life to be ultra plush!”
James Bond surprises his Soviet nemisis just as the cookies are about to come out.
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What?, She said she loved a man with soft hands!
What? There weren’t auditions to replace Big Bird?
hiding his porn addiction has become a losing battle
After receiving his bail out money Skeeter decided he could no longer touch commoners, so he took to wearing mink mittens.
The good news is, the transplant itself went well…
Everytime he sees a rainbow, he turns from man to Poodle
My therapist says I’m now cured of jazz-hands.