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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 6

March 4, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

From GQ’s “What’s In Store For You” Insider’s Guide

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Comments

  1. Vaughn says

    March 4, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Joaquin Phoenix in Fists of Furry.

  2. Anonymous says

    March 4, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    WHY would you do this to my Hulk hands? I’m not smashing shit in these.

  3. Rich says

    March 4, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Teen Wolf Blitzer

    …too much of a stretch? 

  4. Jason says

    March 4, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    American Kennel Club’s latest attempt at designer gloves for pet owners.

  5. Jackson says

    March 4, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    CNN’s attempts to reboot “Crossfire” with a sci-fi edge were abruptly terminated following the now infamous Tucker Carlson Vs. the Tribbles episode.

  6. billyadams says

    March 4, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    The car wash at the Beverly Hills Hilton has the most over-the-top work dress requirement.

  7. Caleb says

    March 4, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    I wanted the whole jacket but this is all PETA would allow.

  8. John says

    March 4, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    I think it’s unfair to blame the model for this one. I would probably have the same angry/sad/ashamed expression if someone made me wear fur boxing gloves.

    I also really love how the quote that goes along side this picture just completely glosses over the panda paws

    “From Europe to New York, there is definitely a bow tie thing happening. Also, check out the fabric and trim details on this jacket. Exquisite.”—Eric Jennings, Men’s Fashion Director at Saks Fifth Avenue

  9. Pierce says

    March 4, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Because the model kept scratching himself to get out of his outfit, the agency finally took drastic measures and outfitted him with these cumbersome furry gloves.

  10. chase says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    the abominable snowman’s son all dressed up for prom

  11. nice says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Go Team!

  12. MJ says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Can I use these after the photo shoot? I gotta door ding to buff out.

  13. Dillon says

    March 4, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    What? i just really like Easter.

  14. Sam says

    March 4, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    “You’ll want everything in your life to be ultra plush!”

  15. Joshua says

    March 4, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    James Bond surprises his Soviet nemisis just as the cookies are about to come out.

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    March 4, 2011 at 9:21 PM

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  17. LKG says

    March 4, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    What?, She said she loved a man with soft hands!

  18. Mike says

    March 5, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    What? There weren’t auditions to replace Big Bird?

  19. Its Jon Carlo says

    March 5, 2011 at 4:21 AM

    hiding his porn addiction has become a losing battle

  20. Matthew Kent says

    March 7, 2011 at 4:36 AM

    After receiving his bail out money Skeeter decided he could no longer touch commoners, so he took to wearing mink mittens.

  21. Paudash28 says

    March 7, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    The good news is, the transplant itself went well…

  22. Cam says

    March 9, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    Everytime he sees a rainbow, he turns from man to Poodle

  23. LesB3 says

    March 21, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    My therapist says I’m now cured of jazz-hands.

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