James Perse Paint Splatter Sweatshirt – $165.00
The guys at Coolmaterial.com seem pretty down to earth. But now I’m questioning it. One would like to think they’re being facetious with their most recent post, but if I may…
The above Sweatshirt is from designer James Perse and costs $165. For a sweatshirt. Wait… it gets better.
See those dots on it? That’s actually: “hand applied paint splatter.” This $165 sweatshirt is supposed to REPLICATE what it would look like if you, y’know… actually painted a room or something.
If you’re dumb enough to purchase one of these things you should be required to get sterilized as to prevent you from polluting the gene pool. I don’t know how Mr. Perse could ever look a customer in the eye who purchased one of these things from one of his stores, and not laugh in their face.