Style Debate: Would you give your pinky toe for this?

That.  Is one hell of a duffel.
Duluth Pack Bison Leather Sportsmans Duffel – $430.00

Made in the USA from Bison leather.  Guaranteed for life.  Dimensions are 12x22x11 which means it has just under 3000 cubic inches of space inside.  Plenty for a weekend trip.  Also comes with a shoulder strap.  Pinky toe would be surrended by way of simple surgery, complete with anesthetic.  The choice of which toe is surrendered is up to you.  NOTE: Duluth Pack is not offering to, nor would they ever exchange their terrific goods for body parts.
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 Well?  Would you?