JUST NORMAL FOLK: Albeit, with the resources to be thoughtful.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? This is totally nothing to worry about.
JUST A HEADS UP: Be mindful. Or else.
FAHOO FORES DAHOO DORES!
The Weekend Dossier would like to thank our 2017 contributor MVP Eric H for all the terrific links this year. We’re grateful.
IF ALL THE GAMES…we’re like this, ratings might not be tanking.
‘MURICA! The great Sriracha caper.
FESTIVELY NSFW: #reindeerboobs.
RETAIL HELL: Or, apocalypse as the case may be. Millenials, because of course. Or something.
LIQUID MAYONAISE: You can rest assured I am definitely in the anti-nog camp. Eric always gets me.
IF WE ARE ALL LUCKY…this will be the last time they think something like this was ever a good idea. Like that will ever happen.
ONE MORE REASON…growing old is gonna suck.
SANTA IS SCREWED: The North Pole is not how you think it is and it might not ever be so again.
RETAIL HELL: Here today, gone tomorrow? 2018 edition.
INCOMING! As Eric H says, “Well this is going to be fun.”