EVER GET THE FEELING WERE HEADED BACK?
ERIC H STEPS UP AGAIN: This week, he’s brought us a doozy of a tale about a tank, an HOA and ‘Murica. Thanks Eric!
I HAD ONLY 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS THIS YEAR…So this came in handy.
AT FIRST I’M LIKE…well that’s kind of ridiculous yet somehow appealing in an enjoy-it-while-gnawing-on-a-turkey-bone-kind-of-way. But then I noticed that this was basically a story about some guys having a lark. Because, fifth paragraph, second sentence.
IT’S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK: Here’s a clown car of a different variety. You’re welcome.
THERE ARE SOME SUPER SHITTY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: These people are among the very worst.
I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S FAKE.
NEWMAN’S OWN: That’s quite the accessory.
BECAUSE, AMERICA: We begin with drivers in Iowa, although to be fair, I’m guessing this could be anywhere. From there, a bit of an excursion southwest to Arizona where one farmer has had his share of Alien shenanigans. And to wrap up, we swing on over to Silicon Valley for an example of consequences in action.
THE REST OF THE STORY: The story out of the Las Vegas shootings that people aren’t thinking about.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.
MEANWHILE, UNDERNEATH HAWKINS…
THAT BULLSHIT STORY YOU HEARD THIS WEEK…about compromise and the Civil War? Yeah. Totally bullshit.
HEADS WILL EXPLODE: But it was only a matter of time before this happened.
ONCE UPON A TIME: Italian monuments of food, fights, and festivity. It’s all kind of dreadful and fascinating at the same time.
TRICK OR TREAT: Halloween’s most appropriate new arrival.
BENEFITS WE WILL NEVER SEE: Maybe it’s a trend. Perhaps an outlier, but I can’t ever see something like this happening here.