The REAL most interesting Man in the world, Mad Max & N64 Mashup, & Uber

ONCE UPON A TIME:

(thank you)

1,404 miles on that thing? Definitely nope. #oldtimeybutthurt

A HORSE IS A HORSE, BESPOKE BESPOKE: Brilliant.

GET OFF MY LAWN! What side are you on?

OVERDUE MUCH? This practice is so last century. (Editor’s Note: Unpaid internships? Yes, last century. But low-paying internships that offer the opportunity to make connections and get real-world experience, while still going through the educational process, are hugely valuable. Multiple things can be true. In this case, employers should pay interns, even if it’s a very small amount. But students and those fresh out of college shouldn’t expect that their degree = job. College is not the real world. Making an effort to get your toes into the deep end that is the real world (via an internship) while still being in the kiddie pool = GOLD in the eyes of potential employers (even if that potential employer isn’t who you interned with). Make the bastards want to see your hustle as an asset so valuable that they can’t imagine not paying you to keep you around. Be flexible. You want a job in a highly competitive field? Be willing to move around. Lecture over. Godspeed.)

ALL. THE. WINS:

THEY DONE GAVE UP: There are many metaphors to be found in this story. Many, many, many metaphors.

SAUSAGE PARTY: I envision a Venn diagram. One circle for stoners. One circle for vegans. And this is for those in the middle.

SERIOUSLY, WTF? Damn, Harlem!?

TA-DA!

THE REAL MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD:

(thank you)

Not even kidding. They don’t make them like this guy anymore. Why haven’t we seen a movie about him?

MEANWHILE…some other interesting dude is looking for a new job.

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING: There is a 1 in 50 chance that this is relevant to your interests. Also, I generally avoid sourcing stories from here but this stuff fascinates me.

OH THAT’S NASTY: At first I was like “that’s a crummy thing to do,” but then I was like “oh that probably is a thing that happens isn’t it?” so now I’m feeling like a 50/50 bar.

MARKET FORCES AT WORK: This seems like it should have happened here circa 1968.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. He does have a thing for anthology flicks though.