PERSPECTIVE. Vis a vis recent headlines, this sheds some light on why Brussels has come under attack by the Islamic State.
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: It’s not always about the smell test. Mostly.
TRUE STORY: This is something people don’t really think about until they have to. This is really good to know if you are caring for an elder.
AWKWARD: Your results may vary.
20 SECONDS ON THE THE CLOCK PLEASE: And go! How many ways can you list how this will go wrong.
I’M ASKING NICELY: Please don’t. You will just feel terrible about it after the fact. Trust me. Editor’s Note: Could they have at least IRONED the dress shirt for the model shots? Meanwhile, saw an overly tanned, teased hair, tons of make-up wearing gal at the gym the other day wearing these. They were blinking as bright as a strobe light. I thought I was having a neurological event.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
I TOTALLY GET IT: I hate the mall too.
NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME: From the sounds of things, the entire world will be focused on them at precisely the wrong time. As always, it is the people who suffer.
I HAD NO IDEA: This is a thing. I mean, it must be a thing since this is the second such Vine I’ve posted in the last few months. And you have to turn the sound up because, as a certified terrible person, it’s the horrified cries of alarm at the end that does it for me every time. Because I just let it loop.
CUE “YAKETY SAX”: Because this was pretty much made for that.
KFC WTF? Colonel Sanders’ back story is straight up cray. Also, this line right here: At age twelve he became squeamish at the sight of the alphabet leaking from English class into math class, and he dropped out of school, never to return. Solid reason.
CONTEXT: That moment when the whole 3D printing thing finally makes sense. Also, there might be contracts being taken out on this kid.
INTENDED CONSEQUENCES: Be careful what you
ask for plan and implement.
Seriously guys, I can’t wait for this one.