#1. I was hoping I’d run into you.
#2. My Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Wife/Husband likes it.
#3. I like the way this looks.
#4. It’s laundry day. (completely legitimate. no clean pants? dress down a favorite suit)
#5. I’m headed to a tailor later, so I needed to wear a suit/blazer/dress shirt for the fitting.
#6. What am I, a farmer? (bonus points if you are, in fact, a farmer)
#7. I’m off to see your Mom. (a fine way to get your face caved in. use sparingly.)
#8. Honestly, I felt like I needed a mental boost. Fake it till you make it, no?
#9. Didn’t you hear about the new dress code?
#10. Thank you! (this doesn’t answer the question. and that’s on purpose.)