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Cleaning Neckties, Avoiding the “Bro” Label, & Real > CGI

May 22, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

MAD MAX BAD ASS:

Mad Max Guitar Guy from www.mtv.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

The story behind Mad Max’s over-the-top guitar warrior. For the record: 100% real. And totally rad. Why that matters. Also, this!

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Because some of us are less graceful than others. And because it’s nice to rescue something rather than replace it.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Not every guy who likes to lift is a Bro. Anyone who spends time in the gym is familiar with the guys in this article. PS: If I ever see you high five yourself in the mirror, I will point and laugh. Then I will run.

ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THE LAST LAUGH? America is one of only a couple countries that doesn’t use the Metric system. Suddenly that might not be such a big deal?

YES PLEASE: Because growing old is a pain in the ass and these seem promising.

WHEN YOU’RE ROLLIN’ WITH YOUR HOMIES:

Rolling with your homies from  gifmovie.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you)

HEY! WHERE DID MY FAVORITE SITE GO? Ahem. Your first world problems are getting in the way of your first world pleasures. There. I said it.

HISTORY REPEATS: Meet the new Robber Barons, same as the old.

YO HO HO! I am already thirsty just dreaming of this stuff.

ONE FISH TWO FISH…oh hey look at the pretty kitty.

VA VA VOOM!

Lucille Ball from hollywoodlady.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you) 

Lucille Ball photographed by Eliot Elisofon, 1943. I had no idea.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: FIFA is bereft of credibility and this country has proven that they are unfit to host the games. This is beyond ridiculous.

HOW WE DIE: When it isn’t heart disease, things get kind of interesting. Legal Intervention? OK then.

SEA SPARKLES: Not a synchronized ocean going swim team. Not even close.

iROBOT: Apparently the only thing they can’t do is fold towels. We are seven kinds of screwed.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

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