MAD MAX BAD ASS:
The story behind Mad Max’s over-the-top guitar warrior. For the record: 100% real. And totally rad. Why that matters. Also, this!
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Because some of us are less graceful than others. And because it’s nice to rescue something rather than replace it.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Not every guy who likes to lift is a Bro. Anyone who spends time in the gym is familiar with the guys in this article. PS: If I ever see you high five yourself in the mirror, I will point and laugh. Then I will run.
ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THE LAST LAUGH? America is one of only a couple countries that doesn’t use the Metric system. Suddenly that might not be such a big deal?
YES PLEASE: Because growing old is a pain in the ass and these seem promising.
WHEN YOU’RE ROLLIN’ WITH YOUR HOMIES:
HEY! WHERE DID MY FAVORITE SITE GO? Ahem. Your first world problems are getting in the way of your first world pleasures. There. I said it.
HISTORY REPEATS: Meet the new Robber Barons, same as the old.
YO HO HO! I am already thirsty just dreaming of this stuff.
ONE FISH TWO FISH…oh hey look at the pretty kitty.
VA VA VOOM!
Lucille Ball photographed by Eliot Elisofon, 1943. I had no idea.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: FIFA is bereft of credibility and this country has proven that they are unfit to host the games. This is beyond ridiculous.
HOW WE DIE: When it isn’t heart disease, things get kind of interesting. Legal Intervention? OK then.
SEA SPARKLES: Not a synchronized ocean going swim team. Not even close.
iROBOT: Apparently the only thing they can’t do is fold towels. We are seven kinds of screwed.
INCOMING!
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.