Dappered

Affordable Men's Style

  • Don’t Miss Anything
  • Start Here
  • Essentials Shop
  • Latest Deals
  • Style Scenarios
  • Reviews

More Sherlock, Sad Beer for the South, & Crocs Convict

April 24, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

ME, AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY:

Dracula outtake from ordodraconum.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR…the pitfalls of mobile banking. This is relevant to my interests.

NOT GONNA LIE: I am rooting for this guy.

THE MORE YOU KNOW: Knuckle cracking, explained.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. And, also, safety. Trolls. Is there nothing they can’t eff-up?

THE LION OF GRIFFITH PARK:

The Lion of Griffith Park from scpr.org | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

WAY DOWN YONDER…it’s a sad state of affairs for craft beer lovers. I had no idea it was like this. That’s just not right.

NO, NOPE, NIET, NOT-UH, NEIN, NYET, NON: Worst. Surprise. Ever.

Editor’s Note: Happened to me once at summer camp. In a very, small, backpacking tent. Pretty sure I fired off about 300 strikes with the Vasque Boot in about 20 seconds just to contain the skittering little creepers.

DISCHORDAND WAVES: It would appear that everyone is piling on the hate for Tidal. The whole thing is kind of sordid, the way it is playing out.

BEST. ANALYSIS. EVER: Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. Seriously nature, you constantly blow my mind.

WANT!

Bowie vinylart from boingboing.net | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

CONSEQUENCES: I’m not sure what’s worse. The fact that this knucklehead was committing crimes or the fact that he got busted because of his decision to don the worst footwear in the history of mankind. Who am I kidding? Serves you right dumbass. And yes, I am petty enough to be enjoying this thoroughly.

TWO THINGS: I never ever want to have any reason to have anything to do with this. Ever. And the same goes for this. Just so we’re clear.

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN “THERE I FIXED IT” AND “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG…” lives this guy. Spectacular sir. Spectacular. Then there’s this genius.

MY. WORST. NIGHTMARE:

My Worst Nightmare idolsaremydrug.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(shudders) 

DOSSIER UPDATE: The curious case of the lights on Ceres just got an extra dose of curious.

WAIT, WHAT? Is this standard operating procedure? Because sometimes you read a story and you wonder if any details have been left out that would provide context? Otherwise, this is kind of shocking.

VROOMBUZZ: What could possibly go wrong? 

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

  • Because it’s already warming up outside, mostly.
  • The ups and downs of the rise and fall of the mercury.
  • Find yourself with a new girlfriend?

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Filed Under: Etc. Tagged With: dossier

Continue the Conversation …

Want to share your thoughts on this article? Send us a tweet, join the discussion on Facebook, or hit us up on Instagram!

Don’t Miss Anything

Subscribe via email to get articles in your inbox or add Dappered on Flipboard. You can also follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Or subscribe to push notifications to get alerts immediately.

New Here?

Well, welcome to Dappered. Here are what we consider the most useful posts on the site if you're looking to put a little more effort into your appearance. Just want to see our favorite menswear products? Shop our essentials here.

Made in the USA Sneakers, Bespoke Post’s Garment Duffel, & More – The Thurs. Men’s Sales Handful

Made in the USA Sneakers, Bespoke Post’s Garment Duffel, & More – The Thurs. Men’s Sales Handful

Todd Snyder’s Victory Sportswear collab sneakers are down to $134. Final sale though.

Long Weekend Men’s Sales Roundup – 2023 Unofficial Start of Summer Edition

Long Weekend Men’s Sales Roundup – 2023 Unofficial Start of Summer Edition

25% off Bonobos. Target 20% off select (including a polopalooza winner.) 30% off BR. Grant Stone, Rhone, adidas, and $248 off the Billy Reid Bond Peacoat. Updated for the weekend.

J. Crew: 40% off Long Weekend Sale (new arrivals too)

J. Crew: 40% off Long Weekend Sale (new arrivals too)

Stretch chino shorts. Irish linen shirts. New sunglasses, camp mocs, seersucker short sleeve button downs, and more.

Follow Dappered on Instagram »

Men’s Fashion or Affordable Style?

Men's Fashion or Affordable Style?

Fashion is temporary and expensive. Style is timeless and affordable. Dappered® helps you work the retail system so that you can be comfortable, look sharp, and save money.

Want to share a great product? Email Us.
For a fit perspective, see Joe's measurements.
Make sure to read our affiliate disclosure.

CONNECT WITH DAPPERED

Thanks! Check your inbox or spam folder to confirm your subscription.

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Most Popular on Dappered

  • Long Weekend Men’s Sales Roundup – 2023 Unofficial Start of Summer Edition
  • Made in the USA Sneakers, Bespoke Post’s Garment Duffel, & More – The Thurs. Men’s Sales Handful
  • J. Crew: 40% off Long Weekend Sale (new arrivals too)
  • Repair, Don’t Replace – Getting Your Goodyear Welted Shoes Resoled
  • The Dappered Space: Most Wanted Affordable Home Style May 2023
  • The Best Affordable Watches for Grads or Dads of 2023

Popular Topics

  • Best dress shirts to own
  • Best looking watches under $100
  • Best men’s dress shoes under $200
  • Nike Killshot sneaker alternatives
  • How to wear a suit without a tie
  • Suitsupply store review
  • Suitsupply Blue Line review
  • J. Crew Factory Thompson suit review
  • How much does it cost to tailor a suit?
  • Dopp kit essentials
  • Brown shoes with gray pants
  • Men’s style buying guide

Copyright © 2023 Dappered.com | Dappered, LLC | Dappered® is a registered trademark of Dappered, LLC

Hat tip: Magazine Pro Theme On Genesis Framework

Dappered does not collect or sell its users personal information | Disclosures: Privacy and Affiliates, Gilt.com, FTC

WPE

We work with partners that use cookies to understand how visitors use our site. Find out more.