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More Sherlock, Sad Beer for the South, & Crocs Convict

April 24, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

ME, AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY:

Dracula outtake from ordodraconum.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR…the pitfalls of mobile banking. This is relevant to my interests.

NOT GONNA LIE: I am rooting for this guy.

THE MORE YOU KNOW: Knuckle cracking, explained.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. And, also, safety. Trolls. Is there nothing they can’t eff-up?

THE LION OF GRIFFITH PARK:

The Lion of Griffith Park from scpr.org | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

WAY DOWN YONDER…it’s a sad state of affairs for craft beer lovers. I had no idea it was like this. That’s just not right.

NO, NOPE, NIET, NOT-UH, NEIN, NYET, NON: Worst. Surprise. Ever.

Editor’s Note: Happened to me once at summer camp. In a very, small, backpacking tent. Pretty sure I fired off about 300 strikes with the Vasque Boot in about 20 seconds just to contain the skittering little creepers.

DISCHORDAND WAVES: It would appear that everyone is piling on the hate for Tidal. The whole thing is kind of sordid, the way it is playing out.

BEST. ANALYSIS. EVER: Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. Seriously nature, you constantly blow my mind.

WANT!

Bowie vinylart from boingboing.net | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

CONSEQUENCES: I’m not sure what’s worse. The fact that this knucklehead was committing crimes or the fact that he got busted because of his decision to don the worst footwear in the history of mankind. Who am I kidding? Serves you right dumbass. And yes, I am petty enough to be enjoying this thoroughly.

TWO THINGS: I never ever want to have any reason to have anything to do with this. Ever. And the same goes for this. Just so we’re clear.

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN “THERE I FIXED IT” AND “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG…” lives this guy. Spectacular sir. Spectacular. Then there’s this genius.

MY. WORST. NIGHTMARE:

My Worst Nightmare idolsaremydrug.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(shudders) 

DOSSIER UPDATE: The curious case of the lights on Ceres just got an extra dose of curious.

WAIT, WHAT? Is this standard operating procedure? Because sometimes you read a story and you wonder if any details have been left out that would provide context? Otherwise, this is kind of shocking.

VROOMBUZZ: What could possibly go wrong? 

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

  • Because it’s already warming up outside, mostly.
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  • Find yourself with a new girlfriend?

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

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