The Postal Service, UPS and marsupial fisticuffs.

GLAMOUR BUNNIES & SPARKLES:

(thank you)

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? Make you go get your own damn package.  And before you freak out, I am more than intrigued by this concept.

BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SPIDERS*: So you can understand how this makes me feel. Having said that, this is pretty rad.

SPEAKING OF RAD: It’s not just about the alternative to needles, it’s BECAUSE of the alternative to needles. I would be curious to see one of these in person.

SURPRISE INDEED:

(thank you)

THE LOG LADY DOES NOT APPROVE: But I sure do. Only, I don’t have Showtime so who knows if I’ll ever see them. Then again, there’s this, so…

GOOD. NESS: There would be new underpants. Also, from what I gather, no one died.

BAD SEASON: The NFL keeps making it easier and easier to walk away from them.  By the way, I wouldn’t be surprised if the blow-back from players and fans from this will reflect poorly on their latest sponsor. AND…that was fast. Maybe my walkaway will begin this weekend.

MEANWHILE…in Australia. I mean, I suppose I might spy two waltzing raccoons in my yard if I looked lone enough, but that would still fall short.

ALWAYS:

(thank you)

GAMEPLAN: Just in case you want to pull a Skyfall. 

MINORITY REPORT: This isn’t exactly that. Or, maybe it is, just on a macro level. And it is definitely something I have wondered about.

WELL THIS IS UNEXPECTED: I’ve been waiting my whole life for jetpacks. But this?

PERSPECTIVE: Given the current state of affairs, I’m just going to leave this right here.

WHUT THA WHUT?

(thank you)

GENITALIA IN THE NEWS: Guys. Dolls. You just “eewed”.

ANYONE ELSE GET THE IDEA…that we are creating a generation of wimps? I don’t mean to sound like that old guy, but cripes already. Let kids have some fun. Also, this is yet another reason why I loathe insurance companies. But not the one you might possibly work for. Not that one.

SEXY BEAST! But… dat ass.  It’s carpin’.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Come for the Hug Test. Stay for the armhole.
• Honestly, this cleared up some things for me. It’s ok if you point and laugh.
• Ahem.

*And ants. Don’t forget the ants.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.