GLAMOUR BUNNIES & SPARKLES:
WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? Make you go get your own damn package. And before you freak out, I am more than intrigued by this concept.
BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SPIDERS*: So you can understand how this makes me feel. Having said that, this is pretty rad.
SPEAKING OF RAD: It’s not just about the alternative to needles, it’s BECAUSE of the alternative to needles. I would be curious to see one of these in person.
SURPRISE INDEED:
THE LOG LADY DOES NOT APPROVE: But I sure do. Only, I don’t have Showtime so who knows if I’ll ever see them. Then again, there’s this, so…
GOOD. NESS: There would be new underpants. Also, from what I gather, no one died.
BAD SEASON: The NFL keeps making it easier and easier to walk away from them. By the way, I wouldn’t be surprised if the blow-back from players and fans from this will reflect poorly on their latest sponsor. AND…that was fast. Maybe my walkaway will begin this weekend.
MEANWHILE…in Australia. I mean, I suppose I might spy two waltzing raccoons in my yard if I looked lone enough, but that would still fall short.
ALWAYS:
GAMEPLAN: Just in case you want to pull a Skyfall.
MINORITY REPORT: This isn’t exactly that. Or, maybe it is, just on a macro level. And it is definitely something I have wondered about.
WELL THIS IS UNEXPECTED: I’ve been waiting my whole life for jetpacks. But this?
PERSPECTIVE: Given the current state of affairs, I’m just going to leave this right here.
WHUT THA WHUT?
GENITALIA IN THE NEWS: Guys. Dolls. You just “eewed”.
ANYONE ELSE GET THE IDEA…that we are creating a generation of wimps? I don’t mean to sound like that old guy, but cripes already. Let kids have some fun. Also, this is yet another reason why I loathe insurance companies. But not the one you might possibly work for. Not that one.
SEXY BEAST! But… dat ass. It’s carpin’.
INCOMING!
*And ants. Don’t forget the ants.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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