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Make It For Your Date: Roasted Cauliflower with Vodka Sauce

June 16, 2014 By Sarah | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Roasted Cauliflower with Vodka Sauce from The Pretty Guinea Pig

We all know the saying “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. This can also be a fairly speedy route to the female heart as well. Staying in and making your date dinner (or making it together) rates high on the romance scale. You get to show off your creativity and appreciation for nuance and details, even if it’s a simple dish. It’s no different from putting an outfit together. That’s what this series is all about. She or he will be left impressed, and you won’t need the skills of Wolfgang Puck.  

  • Familiar Ingredients: everything
  • Not So Familiar Ingredients: nothing weird in this one, well… except the vodka
  • Number of Pans/Pots you’ll need to make this dish:  1 rimmed baking sheet for roasting the cauliflower, 1 large skillet for the sauce.

Danger, Will Robinson. Just because we’re using vodka in this recipe does not mean you should get CRUNK while cooking it. If you’re date’s all about it afterwards, fine. But while in the kitchen, maintain your composure.

This recipe makes for a fast, easy, and delicious vegetarian meal. If using cauliflower in the place of pasta irks you, use pasta. But seriously, all the flavors here work together, and it’s super high in nutrients, with a good amount of decadence. Plus, without the pasta it doesn’t sit too heavy, and you don’t get a carb overload if you serve some crusty bread with it.

If you want to add meat, Italian style pork or turkey sausage would do the trick. Or if you want to add some high quality vegetarian protein, try mixing in a cup of cooked quinoa. Loofah and vodka, yum! Below, some quick ingredient and prep tips to get you started.

Roasted Cauliflower with Vodka Sauce on Dappered.comYou’ll be glad to have leftovers, if there is actually any leftover.

Cauliflower – If you’ve never prepped a head of cauliflower before, be warned, it’s messy. As you cut it up little chunks of cauliflower get spit everywhere. In order to have your place looking good when your date arrives, consider doing this prep work ahead of time. Or, buy fresh cauliflower florets that are already cut up.

Tomatoes – In the recipe, I used half the amount of canned tomatoes normally used in a vodka sauce. This resulted in a concentrated, creamy sauce. You can double the tomatoes though, if you need more sauce. Or heck, just double everything and make extra sauce. It would be delicious on pasta, brown rice, quinoa, or chopped up veggies.

Vodka – You don’t have to use an expensive vodka for this recipe. Whatever you have on hand, as long as it’s not flavored, will work. A savory flavored vodka might work, but leave experimentation for the second time around. No need to add scorpion flavored vodka this time. What the hell?

Salt – Use salt sparingly in the sauce. The roasted cauliflower will have salt on it. The canned tomatoes will have some salt. The butter and cheese will add salt. So when salting the sauce, start small. You can always add more at the end, but you can’t take salt out once you’ve overdone it.

Vodka Sauce on Dappered.comCreamy and delicious

Final Note: With the cream and cheese in the sauce, this dish will stand up to a fuller wine like a cabernet sauvignon. Or yes, there’s vodka. I’d serve wine with the dinner though, and perhaps create a dessert cocktail that utilizes the vodka, so you can keep the theme going. You know, so you can get crunk (NSFW), and crunk.

Sarah is a self proclaimed foodie and regular contributor to theprettyguineapig.com. It’s been far too long since she’s been crunk, but a bag of Funyuns and chocolate milk no longer seem to cure her hangovers. For more MIFYD posts, click here. And if so inclined, tell us about the most unusual flavor of vodka you’ve ever tried in the comments.

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Comments

  1. TJ says

    June 16, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    Sounds delicious.I love meat, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve been looking for ways to get more veggies in my diet, this sounds like a great way to do that.

  2. Marshall Lilly says

    June 16, 2014 at 4:25 PM

    Guess I’ll need to find another use for my chocolate whipped creamy shortcake throw up Pinnacle vodka 😛

    Kidding aside, great looking dish!

  3. Kory Leach says

    June 16, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    I could see a spicy pepper vodka being good, but I don’t know that I’d go that route as adding some cayenne would do the same thing.

  4. Ed Cabrera says

    June 16, 2014 at 8:29 PM

    Be warned, cauliflower can stink up your house when you cook it. Your date might get a bad impression so be prepared to have some air freshener or candles going.

  5. Sarah says

    June 16, 2014 at 9:18 PM

    Ed, good point. I will say though that roasting cauliflower smells way better than steaming it. And with the vodka sauce cooking (which smells delightful), I think it’ll be a-ok.

  6. Brailleyard says

    June 16, 2014 at 9:56 PM

    I’m all about this right here. I usually poo-pooed the dappered culinary posts, proudly stating to myself…please, I know how to cook.

    I would have missed a gem…cauliflower as a pasta substitute.

    Well done. You have done the hardest thing in the world. You have changed a mind.

  7. Corwin says

    June 17, 2014 at 7:14 AM

    That will make a delicious side for my ribeye…

  8. jdw says

    June 17, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    And besides, who wants to date a girl that doesn’t associate the smell of cauliflower with deliciousness?

  9. random-adam says

    June 17, 2014 at 9:29 AM

    Wife and I have been roasting cauliflower (tossed in olive oil and rosemary) for the last few years. We tried grilling it (along with some marinated chicken thighs) one 16° January evening earlier this year. Freaking delicious.

  10. Winston Heard says

    June 17, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    now i can’t disassociate cauliflower and crunk.

  11. Philip says

    June 19, 2014 at 6:57 AM

    I made this last night (though I added some ground sausage) and it was damn good. I will say I didn’t read down far enough when getting the ingredients, so it does only make enough for 2 people, even with the sausage. Therefore if you want seconds or are having more people over, double the recipe. Otherwise it was fairly easy to do and tasted delicious.

  12. rotescholar says

    June 20, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    Great recipe, thanks for sharing! I surprised my lady with this two days ago, and it was wonderful, with a small spontaneous twist. She doesn’t have a rimmed baking tray at her place, so I had to use a casserole dish instead.

    As I pulled the cauliflower out of the oven, she had the brilliant idea of tossing the sauce into the dish with the cauliflower, rather than the other way around. Then, we sprinkled a nice layer of shredded cheese (cheddar and parmesan) on top, and baked the whole thing for a few more minutes.

    It turned out great!

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