Thighs, Yeast, and our 1st President’s choppers

GROHL OVER BEETHOVEN:

HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic.

TREADING LIGHTLY HERE: This is just all kinds of unfortunate. Also, a brutal lesson. 

AND BOOM GOES THE BEACHES: Sucks to be these guys right about now. And these guys.

IMPRESSIVE: 

MAYBE NANCY WAS RIGHT? This is my current “work on” at the moment. Thanks to Joe for this.

THE STINK…is on the both of them. Nasty people.

RESUMES 101: Maybe you need a refresher course?

FIERCE:

Grace Jones @ Studio 54 in the 70’s. For a full blown technicolor version, and slightly NSFW, check this out.

OH THAT’S NASTY: Our first president, by all appearances, was a repeated leader and soldier. And while he probably didn’t cut down a cherry tree, he had a mouthful of oh hell no. 

STONE COLD…AWESOME!

CAPTION CONTEST: 

NAME ENVY: I has it.

THIS IS GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE: But, at what point do you just have to say, maybe some people can’t do all the things other people do. 

BEER PWN! I want to go to Scotland so I can shake their hands and quaff some pints.  Bravo gentlemen, bravo.

NO MAS: I don’t think this would be on my list of dining options but hey, to each their own taco.

THE STARS ARE IN HER THIGHS:

That’s some nifty GIF action you’ve got there mister. 

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: It’s all about the yeast.

DOOMSDAY DEJA VU: This week’s edition of “the sky is falling.”

CONSEQUENCES? Putin on the hits.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.