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Hard hits, slick suits, painted pixels and the rules of engagement.

February 7, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

ELECTRIC VEHICLE OF THE DAY:

An electric Porche / Dappered.com

And it was a Porsche. OK. It was a Porche design. The first, apparently. And it’s from 1902. Word.

FOREVER ROLLIN’: Worst. Time capsule. Ever. I’ll be standing in the corner now.

LIVEN UP YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA: You’re welcome.  (NSFWish)

OH THAT’S NASTY: Critters and such in Bejing’s smog. *Cough*

SWINGING IN THE RING, JUST SWINGING IN THE RING:

justswinginginthering

FISTICUFFS AND HEAD BUTTS: It’s what I might do were I to meet the inventor of this nonsense.

SCIENCE! Hope for some of our follicly challenged brethren?

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER: Mars get’s the dust knocked out of it. This is pretty wow.

ANCIENT MYSTERY SOLVED? Maybe? This seems like a rather plausible explanation to one of the more interesting archival mysteries out there.

SUIT UP!

HubertusvonHohenlohe-Mariachi-Suit-640x360

I am having a really hard time deciding what part of this story I love the most. The fact that the sole member of Mexico’s Alpine Ski Team is reportedly German royalty named Prince Hubertus of Hohenlohe-Langenburg, that he is a business man – photographer – pop singer, or that he chose this Mariachi themed design for his Olympic suit. Alright, it’s the suit and it’s not even close. More over here.

PRIME SUSPECT? This has some people nervous. Some are happy. Others, not so much.

WANT: I realize that speaks a great deal about who I am as a person. Whatever. #misanthropesunite.

PYRAMIDS: They’re not just in Egypt. Also, they’re not just on dry land. Nifty.

POPCORN TIME: Wow. This is something. 

WHAT THE DUCK?

whattheduck

Then there’s this. Yup. This is happening. Just not, you know, excessively.

SITE OF THE WEEK: I really really really really really really really want to take advantage of this. So much.

DAMN NATURE…You are freaky. 

BIG DATA: The way companies gather data about you and how they use it gets noticed after a most unfortunate incident. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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Comments

  1. Ryan N says

    February 7, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    DMX is looking like Danny Glover in Death At A Funeral.

    http://movieactors.com/photos-stars/danny-glover-deathatafuneral-5.jpg

  2. tomservo says

    February 7, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    SOMEONE TELL THAT GODDAMNED DUCK TO STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!

  3. Brian says

    February 7, 2014 at 9:11 AM

    since when is a Prime subscription only $20? I’m pretty sure I paid like 70ish when I first signed up back in ’12

  4. Ryan N says

    February 7, 2014 at 9:46 AM

    You’re misreading – they’re adding $20-40 to the current $79 price of Prime.

  5. Brian says

    February 7, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    ahh, must have read too fast. that makes more sense.

  6. RJC says

    February 7, 2014 at 10:09 AM

    Putting George Zimmerman in a ‘celebrity boxing match’ is so distasteful it might have just ruined my mood for the day. Society sucks. Maybe next we can have Casey Anthony fight Scott Peterson?

    Are we really the kind of society that will pay someone to beat the tar out of a guy we don’t like? Wait, what kind of stupid question is that… of course we are.

  7. Keith Sparks says

    February 7, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    Tim,
    I’ve been interested in the photo to painting idea as well. Just to let you know, GiltCity is running a deal for a similar site right now. Maybe that would be enough to push you over the edge at getting it? I’m still on the debating however.

  8. Sigtweed & Corduroy says

    February 7, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    He is staring into your soul.

  9. Huck says

    February 7, 2014 at 11:12 AM

    The picture of that ski suit totally makes me think of the three amigos

  10. theYeti says

    February 7, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    We’re also the kind of society that thinks it’s better to watch him get punched a little than maybe /not handing him more attention and a bag of money/

  11. theYeti says

    February 7, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    I’d be really interested to know what proportion of Prime members actually use all the extras. I investigated the streaming briefly but found that all the series I had interest in weren’t part of the body of work you get for free.

  12. pierrot says

    February 8, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    That knockout punch looks full speed even in slow mo

  13. sagehillbilly says

    February 10, 2014 at 10:57 PM

    I mean, I wouldn’t have put it past MTV’s Celebrity Death Match but that was glorious claymation gore at its best. This is just sick.

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