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Bikes, Balls, Blades and the baby from hell.

January 17, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

RIVER SERPENT:

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Your art installation of the week. 

THE  OVERREACH: I don’t care what your thoughts are on this whole NSA thing, this right here is pretty obnoxious.

WHEN LIFE IMITATES ART: Pretty sure I’ve seen this in a movie before (5th paragraph).

PUT DOWN THAT SOAP: Despite what you might think, this stuff really isn’t good for you.

MERIT BADGE OF THE WEEK: This is quite the achievement.

THE MORE YOU KNOW:

THIS IS THE $#!?: Your pooch has a hidden compass.

‘MURICA! Something tells me Andy Kaufman would approve.  Because, honestly, this seems like some sort of performance art.

OH THAT’S NASTY: Shudders. On the positive, not-at-all-icky side, there’s this nifty service. And that made me think of this which is just solid goodness so it all came around to something alright. Phew.

THE BABY FROM HELL: Yes it’s a marketing ploy. It’s also pretty amusing.

BATHING BUNNY:

CHEW ON THIS: This is why we’re fat.  Also, frankenfood.

AKA CHEATING: Different rules for the the haves.

EXTREME TOURISM: For those of you who want to get away from it all, I present a Polynesian paradise. Dating must be… interesting there.

ON THE ONE HAND…I suspect this is fake. On the other, I don’t even care. Then there’s this.

MY BRAIN ON MATH: 

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DAMN NATURE…you are scary.

OH THAT’S NASTY REDUX: Bon Appétit!

HATERS GONNA HATE…but this kid right here is an athlete who just happens to wear glittery shirts. Seriously, this is impressive.

PUMPKIN EATERS? I’m just going to leave this right here.

THE DICAPRIO SEIZURE: 

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YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE: This seems to be a popular bit of nonsense on the interwebs right now. I call bullspit.

METEOROLOGICAL EVENT OF THE WEEK: Frost quakes.

OLD MAN PANTS: We have Spike Jonz to thank for their apparent comeback.

WAIT, WHAT? Seriously, this 3D printing stuff is just blowing my mind. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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