The unbearable overabundance of wow.

DON’T FUDGE:

THE NEW GRINCH: UPS and FedEx. The interwebs, naturally, went bonkers.

PUBLIC RELATIONS 101: This was probably not a great idea.

GRIMLY FIENDISH: Misery tourism. 

WORDS: I’m not sure if I’ve posted this before. But I love words and this is about regional doozies. Come for the whoopensocker. Stay for the arsle and the larruping.

SPEAKING OF:

WHEN THE ONION HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE: This. Wow. Just so much wow. Lots and lots of it.

UH, NO THANKS: Jos A Banks runs away from Men’s Wearhouse. Hyperbole!

WELL I’LL BE JIGGERED: I might just have to root for them just this one time. And never again.

I MISS THIS MAN ON A REGULAR BASIS:

MOATS: They’re making a comeback.

TIS BETTER TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE: Even in the animal kingdom.

AND IT’S NOT CTHULHU EITHER: Sorry Oklahoma, but no.

NIGHTMARE FUEL: What. The. Hamburgers.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Word.
• Rules. Like, for instance, these.
• This, exactly.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.