THE NEW GRINCH: UPS and FedEx. The interwebs, naturally, went bonkers.
PUBLIC RELATIONS 101: This was probably not a great idea.
GRIMLY FIENDISH: Misery tourism.
WORDS: I’m not sure if I’ve posted this before. But I love words and this is about regional doozies. Come for the whoopensocker. Stay for the arsle and the larruping.
WHEN THE ONION HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE: This. Wow. Just so much wow. Lots and lots of it.
UH, NO THANKS: Jos A Banks runs away from Men’s Wearhouse. Hyperbole!
WELL I’LL BE JIGGERED: I might just have to root for them just this one time. And never again.
I MISS THIS MAN ON A REGULAR BASIS:
MOATS: They’re making a comeback.
TIS BETTER TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE: Even in the animal kingdom.
AND IT’S NOT CTHULHU EITHER: Sorry Oklahoma, but no.
NIGHTMARE FUEL: What. The. Hamburgers.
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.