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Lost Salinger, Lake Monsters, & Pinup Girls! … Sorta.

December 6, 2013 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

I GOUDA NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER:

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BUYER BEWARE: If corporations are people, this guy is an asshat. Luckily, someone is calling bullspit.

GEO-CASH: Finders keepers?

LITERARY MIND BLOWER OF THE DECADE: This right here is a huge, huge deal.

THE CHRISTMAS GIFMONK:

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SINGLE SERVING TUMBLR OF THE DAY: Meow. You’re welcome. 

THE THINGS THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF: When I was a boy, I dreamt of things like this. Amazeballs. Also, this.

DOUBLE DIPPING: It’s not just a party faux pas. I had no idea this was a thing.

KRAMPUS IS COMING:

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Want to know the so-called truth about Krampus? Sure you do.

HAIR PIECE OF THE WEEK: I wonder if this comes in a merkin?

WHEN GATED COMMUNITIES ARE NOT ENOUGH: The paranoia is strong in this one. Also, an update on where we are headed?

I NEED THIS YESTERDAY: Practical and smart and can’t be here fast enough.

ADVENTURES IN SCARFING: 

I’m a fan of the Jet Pack. I have my reasons.

HEY ALANIS…now this is ironic. Talk about a bad day at the office.

WELL THIS OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING: I wonder how long it takes the big oil companies to put the kibosh on this?

INFOGRAPHIC OF THE DAY: Any monsters in your neck of the woods?

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY:

santa

I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IT: They made a card game for yours truly! #misanthropesunite!

IT’S THE REAL THING: I think that this, more than anything else, has finally convinced me to give up one more vice. On the upside, I might have some new industrial strength cleaner.

PIRATE BAIT: This.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

  • I’m guessing some of this works for the white stuff too? 
  • Always.
  • If Santa is planning on bling for the missus, he best start here.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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