Macy’s M151 Slim Flit Blazer – $104.99 ($139.50)
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‘Did YOU design the goofy “contrast trim” on this jacket?’
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Do YOU know what happened to my other eye? ….because I’m freaking out a little.
I can’t think of anything about this rig that I would say to his face
Did YOU take my eyepatch? I’ve been using my hair as a substitute…
I want YOU to CUT MY HAIR
Too dressy for jeans, not dressy enough for a black tie event. This blazer is perfect for you.
“What’s it going to take to put this car in your garage today?”
Scoliosis is NOT a laughing matter!
God, I hope this is the right button to stop this constant swaying!
Backstreet’s back, ALRIGHT!
I look ridiculous? YOU’RE the one wearing a monochromatic blazer!
That camera is off, right? I wouldn’t be caught dead in this Macy’s garbage!
You don’t think the belt is too much pop, do you? I don’t want to look too trendy…
Aye aye captain!
(Not sure if mad, intrigued, or excited) You’re the guy who made me play gamecube and drink natty lights with him freshman year of college!
“Don’t you wish you could see my killer red shoes?”
Joe, right? So you’re the guy who doesn’t like statement hair.
Haaaaave YOU seen my red belt?
Invisible doorbells never looked so good.
“….and I am Franz, Und ve are here to PUMP *clap* you up!!”
I want this one to be the top comment.
Hey! You! Fat-Face! You stay classy. *wink*
HEY! I KNOW YOU. YOU’RE THAT ASSHOLE THAT SOLD ME GLOSSY WAX INSTEAD OF MATTE PASTE. (CAPSLOCK)
It was YOU who stole my V8, wasn’t it!
Do YOU even wear red belts?
You guys are awesome. Got me in tears with these captions.
Blue steel is so 2001…I call this Black Polyester
Ribbed for YOUR pleasure.
Pulling this finger is your first step towards witnessing the Shit Show. First Act: Pressing your pants with ass gas.
You, yes you, quick show me your feet and I’ll show you why they call me cinnamon buns at my gym.
What were you thinking when you gave me this haircut? I said Tidy and well done not Tilda Swinton!
“ONLY YOU can prevent forest fires”
Only YOU can prevent style atrocities!
I gotcha…
“You’re SO money, you don’t even know it!”
He kind of has Crispin Glover/George McFly’s hair too
I want YOU for poor quality and satiny trimmed jackets!
Rick Astley dressed better than this guy.
You’re going to hate the way you look. I guarantee it.
“We’re getting the band back together.”
That song was 25 years ago
Oh, man, Macy’s Guy kills it today! Dude, is that the MAB jacket you were hawking a few months ago? Anyway, peace out, Macy’s Guy! I gotta go with:
1. Macy’s Guy
2. Wes
3. Towni
4. Dan
5. Alex
Only YOU can prevent male model gasoline fight explosions!
Bodhi, this is your f$&!ing wake-up call man. I am an F, B, I, Agent!
Uncle Dapp’ Wants You!
I WANT YOU! for the U.S. ARMY! ENLIST NOW!
Lorraine, you are my density. Ahh, I mean, destiny…