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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest #34

July 31, 2013 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Macy’s M151 Slim Flit Blazer – $104.99 ($139.50)

There are no winners here, but feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below. For previous versions of the Ridiculous Model Caption Contest, you can head on over to the dusty and forgotten archive here. 

 

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Comments

  1. Paul says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    ‘Did YOU design the goofy “contrast trim” on this jacket?’

  2. auronblue says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

  3. Kyle says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    Do YOU know what happened to my other eye? ….because I’m freaking out a little.

  4. Huck says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    I can’t think of anything about this rig that I would say to his face 🙁

  5. Bryan says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    Did YOU take my eyepatch? I’ve been using my hair as a substitute…

  6. Ian says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:30 AM

    I want YOU to CUT MY HAIR

  7. johnwindim says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    Too dressy for jeans, not dressy enough for a black tie event. This blazer is perfect for you.

  8. Keith says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    “What’s it going to take to put this car in your garage today?”

  9. nicholas.c.franklin@gmail.com says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    Scoliosis is NOT a laughing matter!

  10. JThomp says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    God, I hope this is the right button to stop this constant swaying!

  11. jtimes says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Backstreet’s back, ALRIGHT!

  12. Matt Cole says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    I look ridiculous? YOU’RE the one wearing a monochromatic blazer!

  13. Matt Cole says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    That camera is off, right? I wouldn’t be caught dead in this Macy’s garbage!

  14. Matt Cole says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    You don’t think the belt is too much pop, do you? I don’t want to look too trendy…

  15. ChrisReetz says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:49 AM

    Aye aye captain!

  16. Colin says

    July 31, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    (Not sure if mad, intrigued, or excited) You’re the guy who made me play gamecube and drink natty lights with him freshman year of college!

  17. sabrown says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    “Don’t you wish you could see my killer red shoes?”

  18. LolaB says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    Joe, right? So you’re the guy who doesn’t like statement hair.

  19. Phil Davis says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    Haaaaave YOU seen my red belt?

  20. DXLi says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    Invisible doorbells never looked so good.

  21. SilentlyGeeky says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    “….and I am Franz, Und ve are here to PUMP *clap* you up!!”

  22. DanPatrickFlores says

    July 31, 2013 at 12:50 PM

    I want this one to be the top comment.

  23. CT says

    July 31, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    Hey! You! Fat-Face! You stay classy. *wink*

  24. Bri S. says

    July 31, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    HEY! I KNOW YOU. YOU’RE THAT ASSHOLE THAT SOLD ME GLOSSY WAX INSTEAD OF MATTE PASTE. (CAPSLOCK)

  25. jfeld says

    July 31, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    It was YOU who stole my V8, wasn’t it!

  26. Nam says

    July 31, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    Do YOU even wear red belts?

  27. Furious Styles says

    July 31, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    You guys are awesome. Got me in tears with these captions.

  28. Serge E says

    July 31, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    Blue steel is so 2001…I call this Black Polyester

  29. Carlos Alberto Valdez says

    July 31, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

  30. Joseph O says

    July 31, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    Pulling this finger is your first step towards witnessing the Shit Show. First Act: Pressing your pants with ass gas.

  31. Levi says

    July 31, 2013 at 3:31 PM

    You, yes you, quick show me your feet and I’ll show you why they call me cinnamon buns at my gym.

  32. Keith says

    July 31, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    What were you thinking when you gave me this haircut? I said Tidy and well done not Tilda Swinton!

  33. Ray says

    July 31, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    “ONLY YOU can prevent forest fires”

  34. Saad Ghazipura says

    July 31, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    Only YOU can prevent style atrocities!

  35. mixto says

    July 31, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    I gotcha…

  36. Keith says

    July 31, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    “You’re SO money, you don’t even know it!”

  37. DanPatrickFlores says

    July 31, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    He kind of has Crispin Glover/George McFly’s hair too

  38. Jack says

    July 31, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    I want YOU for poor quality and satiny trimmed jackets!

  39. vic_a says

    July 31, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    Rick Astley dressed better than this guy.

  40. vic_a says

    July 31, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    You’re going to hate the way you look. I guarantee it.

  41. Bear B. says

    August 1, 2013 at 12:14 AM

    “We’re getting the band back together.”

  42. JRok says

    August 1, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    That song was 25 years ago

  43. Pierre says

    August 1, 2013 at 10:12 AM

    Oh, man, Macy’s Guy kills it today! Dude, is that the MAB jacket you were hawking a few months ago? Anyway, peace out, Macy’s Guy! I gotta go with:

    1. Macy’s Guy
    2. Wes
    3. Towni
    4. Dan
    5. Alex

  44. Nate says

    August 1, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    Only YOU can prevent male model gasoline fight explosions!

  45. JAK says

    August 1, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    Bodhi, this is your f$&!ing wake-up call man. I am an F, B, I, Agent!

  46. habaryu says

    August 1, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    Uncle Dapp’ Wants You!

  47. Nowis says

    August 2, 2013 at 2:43 AM

    I WANT YOU! for the U.S. ARMY! ENLIST NOW!

  48. jeff says

    August 2, 2013 at 8:00 AM

    Lorraine, you are my density. Ahh, I mean, destiny…

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