Ridiculous Model Caption Contest #34

July 31, 2013 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Macy’s M151 Slim Flit Blazer – $104.99 ($139.50)

There are no winners here, but feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below. For previous versions of the Ridiculous Model Caption Contest, you can head on over to the dusty and forgotten archive here.