Topman Ecru Bird Printed Shirt – $72.00
They’re supposed to be selling clothes (or in some cases, cologne.) That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Afflicted with the same rare disease Benjamin Button
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I’m pretty sure you just won the contest with that caption, friend.
Mose Schrute, too, left Scranton to chase his true love: fashion. His label, Rad-ish, is available fall 2012.
has anyone seen my right chest pocket?
Edgar Allen Poe VI solemnly gazes over his audience, then delivers his line –
“Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly
shore –
Tell me when my stock portfolio shall soar’
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'”
Don’t move, there’s a bug on you. Let me get it.
“This is not what I had in mind when I became a male model.”
I gotta wear this…are you serious…?
Hipster Huckleberry Finn is SOOOO not white washing that fence in his old (new) bird shirt.
I don’t care if Aunt Edna bought it, I’m a grown man and I can wear what pajamas I want!