BOSS Black “Pasolini” Movie Suit – $636.00
w/code MARCHFF (reg. $795)
For more ridiculous male model caption contests, click here.
They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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You’d prefer pleats? Really. Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.
He’s just missing a dunce hat and a high stool.
Alright, I got the suit on, where are the aliens?
Hilarious caption…
The Doucheberries taste like Doucheberries.
From the new Blair Witch Collection
You look great Mr. Wonder but the camera’s this way…
Too mean?
I’m a gonna let you finish that caption contest but…what you’ve provided is about as good as it can get. That’s hilarious.
Apparently, you CAN put Baby in the corner
Dude, did you know there was a shadow here?
Harvey Dent models menswear.
Is this what Plato was talking about?
Is anyone else confused about the walls not lining up?
Hide and seek just isn’t the same in this room
What the…lol
The Blair Witch is going to kill him next.
“Please. Don’t stand in front of the mirror. You’ll find you look much better in this suit staring at your shadow on that wall over there.”
An Allegory of the Cave reference on Dappered? Fashion and philosophy in one locale. This really is a one stop shop.
alright give me a 180, now work it…work it!
I’ve been a bad boy…