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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 10

April 1, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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You’d prefer pleats?  Really.  Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

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Comments

  1. Tarun Suri says

    April 1, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    He’s just missing a dunce hat and a high stool.

  2. Davelli0331 says

    April 1, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Alright, I got the suit on, where are the aliens?

  3. Eltoro1000 says

    April 1, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    Hilarious caption…

  4. Patrick says

    April 1, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    The Doucheberries taste like Doucheberries.

  5. Woody Tobias, Jr. says

    April 1, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    From the new Blair Witch Collection

  6. Kiler says

    April 1, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    You look great Mr. Wonder but the camera’s this way…

    Too mean?

  7. tim in boise says

    April 1, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    I’m a gonna let you finish that caption contest but…what you’ve provided is about as good as it can get. That’s hilarious.

  8. TimL says

    April 1, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Apparently, you CAN put Baby in the corner

  9. Jared Krauss says

    April 1, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Dude, did you know there was a shadow here?

  10. Joshua says

    April 1, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Harvey Dent models menswear.

  11. Lance F. says

    April 1, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Is this what Plato was talking about?

  12. Patrick says

    April 1, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    Is anyone else confused about the walls not lining up?

  13. FLSubie says

    April 1, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Hide and seek just isn’t the same in this room

  14. Chris A. says

    April 1, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    What the…lol

  15. Pete O says

    April 2, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    The Blair Witch is going to kill him next.

  16. Mark C says

    April 3, 2011 at 4:37 AM

    “Please. Don’t stand in front of the mirror. You’ll find you look much better in this suit staring at your shadow on that wall over there.”

  17. Jackson says

    April 5, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    An Allegory of the Cave reference on Dappered? Fashion and philosophy in one locale. This really is a one stop shop.

  18. josh g. says

    April 5, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    alright give me a 180, now work it…work it!

  19. Andrew S. says

    April 6, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    I’ve been a bad boy…

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