Brooks Brothers Black Fleece Houndstooth Cardigan – $350 (reg. $700)
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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
Magic Eye. The Wardrobe.
Sharks are covered in teeth right?…and I am covered in teeth…ohhh yeah. This is my shark outfit.
This is what Buffalo Bill would look like if you crossed Silence of the Lambs with the Nutcracker.
Your third grade school picture from 1979 called and it wants its outfit back.
Having stretched the boundaries of genetic manipulation, scientists now turn their attention to cross breeding textile patterns, fire up the large hadron collider in reverse, and in bizarre cosmic blunder stumble upon the DOG particle, a miraculous sub atomic speck with the power to transform one’s clothing into Houndstooth of varying gauges.
Optical illusion: If you stare at the pattern long enough the man’s dignity disappears.
I shaved my face for this?
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Roll Tide!
WTF
BB Houdnstooth Cardigin: This ain’t you grandman B’s cardigin…oh wait…crap
I picked it out all by myself.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
Honey, seriously, does my new haircut make me look like a douche?
Santa’s new head elf
In my book, this one wins.
When grandma getting knitting she doesn’t stop!!!
*gets
If someone claims to own that are they banned from this site?
only if the dont set it on fire.
This counts as a suit, right?
And for the 3rd year in a row, Alan won the dress like your couch competition
Don’t judge, I get paid for this.
The latest exercise phenomenon, “Beat Me Up!”. By walking through any neighborhood, this outfit is sure to bring out the inner bully in those around you. By defending yourself you can easily burn 1000-4000 calories a day.
No, really there’s nothing wrong with me. I just like working with kids.