THE GREATEST:
This is a good piece about the man for those who don’t know much about him.
ALL OVER ENGLAND…peoples heads are ‘sploding. Plus, it’s interesting to read about how the biggest sport in the world operates, or at least the UK. Meanwhile, I don’t know how to feel about this.
JEALOUS MUCH? As a matter of fact, I am. I’ve had a secret crush on this woman for years. #newsnerd
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT: Want to get noticed as an emerging Sci-Fi writer? Orchestrate something like this. By like, I mean exactly. I love that he could depend on the reddit community to figure things out.
NEVERMORE? Not so much. But that’s ok. Turn on the volume on this one.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
PSSSST…UH GUYS…you’ve got a super good thing going right about now. It sure would be a bummer to see you crap the bed. Don’t be like that ginormous orange pus-filled windbag.
AWKWARD: You might think that this guy, of all guys, would maybe be more careful about this sort of thing? Also, Pinterest? Really?
HATERS GONNA HATE…but there’s another side to the outrage people are ignoring.
WELCOME TO THE BUNGLE: Apparently Axl Rose has no idea how the internet works.
IT’S ELECTRIFYING!
SWOOSHED IT: This is really not a good look for the brand. Bad optics is bad for business. You just look petty and pathetic.
COAK? Just at the point that you’re about to piss and moan about hipsters, here come the Aztecs to shut you down.
AH HELL. This cannot possibly be a good thing. I mean, how soon until we see the rise of the plastic-organic super aggressive monster fish?
SCIENCE! People have problems with it on both ends of the political spectrum. Cheers to Neil DeGrasse Tyson for pointing out some inconvenient truths.
AT THE RISK OF BUMMING OUT YOUR DAY: This is pretty much thoroughly depressing. Mostly.
BEHIND THE PEAKY:
STICK A FORK IN IT ALREADY: It just keeps getting worse and worse. And even more worse.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? This kind of stuff always leads to absolutely no good. There are always unintended consequences.
OF COURSE. It begins.
DISCLAIMER: Yeah. I get that it’s pretty much a commercial for a big company. But it worked for me.
TIS THE SEASON: I don’t know about you, but I have a couple of these hanging around my place.
POOL PARTY!
(thank you)
(Editor’s Note:) Points to the photog for setting up to capture the dive, mid-air, in the background.)
DON’T BE LIKE THIS GUY: There are so very many things wrong with this story. But really. No sympathy. Sorry.
‘MURICA! Something is sour in Sugar Land.
WHETHER YOU’RE A MOTHER OR WHETHER YOU’RE A BROTHER…you looked like shit in the 70’s. To be fair, it really was the brothers that got the short end of the hair style stick.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, UH, NOW? Pay no attention to what is going on over here. Also, nothing happening around 40,000 feet, right?
SILVER LINING? I guess this might spell the end of my hamburger days. That wouldn’t be the worst thing all things considered. Nobody likes an overdone burger. At least they shouldn’t.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.