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Football vs. Futbol, Car Sickness Explained, & the Dog wins

July 17, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

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CHICKEN LITTLE LIVES: Depending on your world view, your place of residence, and your inert ability to get freaked out, this probably isn’t great news.

PURRFECT: I’m listening. Tell me more.

THE AWESOME POWER OF A FULLY OPERATIONAL…dappered.com.  For those of you who missed the original. Well played. Thanks to Matt P. for the tip. More here (one kinda nsfw.)

BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. Feeling kind of guilty at the moment. I am much more cognizant of these things now.

I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE:

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I DON’T MEAN TO GO ALL THOMAS DOLBY ON YOU BUT…Science! SCIENCE!

WAIT, WHAT? This. Would. Blow. My. Mind.

SHOTGUN! OR ELSE: Really, you need to let me sit there.

WELL THAT FIGURES: And yet I am all kinds of messed up.

WE IZ ROLLIN:

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DESPITE THE DEEP MISGIVINGS OF THE EDITORIAL STAFF…this. The word of the day is diphallia. Editor’s Note: #teampenis²

THOMAS DOLBY PART 2: If this works out the way they think it might, this will be one of the biggest deals in forever. No hyperbole.

QUOI. LA. ROYALE WITH CHEESE? A simple plan.

THEN THERE’S THIS: There are no words. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

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