CHICKEN LITTLE LIVES: Depending on your world view, your place of residence, and your inert ability to get freaked out, this probably isn’t great news.
PURRFECT: I’m listening. Tell me more.
BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. Feeling kind of guilty at the moment. I am much more cognizant of these things now.
I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE:
WAIT, WHAT? This. Would. Blow. My. Mind.
SHOTGUN! OR ELSE: Really, you need to let me sit there.
WELL THAT FIGURES: And yet I am all kinds of messed up.
WE IZ ROLLIN:
DESPITE THE DEEP MISGIVINGS OF THE EDITORIAL STAFF…this. The word of the day is diphallia. Editor’s Note: #teampenis²
THOMAS DOLBY PART 2: If this works out the way they think it might, this will be one of the biggest deals in forever. No hyperbole.
QUOI. LA. ROYALE WITH CHEESE? A simple plan.
THEN THERE’S THIS: There are no words.
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