New 007 Trailer, FIFA Faux Logos, & the Jorts Belieber

BOND…JAMES BOND!

If you’ve been watching the NBA finals, you might have seen the newest Spectre trailer, which contains a few new scenes.

STICK  A FORK IN IT: Punk Rock is officially dead.

THIS RIGHT HERE: Stopped. My. Heart. This is my favorite Emmylou Harris song performed by one of my current obsessions, First Aid Kit. Seriously. Just stop your world for 5 minutes.

MORNING WOOD: Why it is a very good thing. This is kind of good to know.

SKY CYCLE?

(thank you)

The Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia. A reflective salt flat that is the largest of its kind.

PERSPECTIVE: Bottoms up!

SO MUCH MONEY…so few fecks given. I mean, come on. He’s just trolling now.

ADVICE TO ALL: Don’t be like these guys. Because that’s just lame.

ONCE UPON A TIME:

(thank you)

The 70’s were just so much WTF.

FIFA’D UP: This is pretty much exactly what these guys don’t want to have happen. Welp. But hey. At least their PR campaign is going gangbusters. Oh wait, what’s that?

LOW HANGING FRUIT: This just had to happen.

WAR: It has changed.  And we might find ourselves right in the middle of it. Then there’s this.

ME, SO MANY TIMES A DAY:

(thank you)

WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS: This is something.

AWKWARD: This sounds like something off of South Park. Only, less crappy. Speaking of which…

SCIENCE! This might help explain some seriously freaky things from one’s past. Or maybe it just seems trippy and fascinating.

FUEL YOUR GOOD LOOKS: You are what you eat.

THAT ONE TIME RON SWANSON GIGGLED:

(thank you)

DIFFERENT STROKES: Albert Hammond Jr powers The Strokes. Also, he has collaborated on some neckwear.

MAN’S BEST FRIEND…and then some. 

TIME FOR ME TO FLY: Maverick & Goose used steam. Now? Introducing, the electromagnetic catapult. In an unrelated story, Slider still stinks.

IT’S A RACKET I TELL YOU: Collusion. Pure and simple.

INCOMING!

Loved the book. Looking forward to seeing how this goes. So far, it looks good.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! BONUS INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

Looking to test drive? In three parts:

• The suit.
• The boot. (fingers crossed for a return in the fall)
• The denim.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.