I WILL KILL THE MAN…
REPERCUSSIONS: There will be many. The collapse of the American middle class is accelerating in part due to the shared economy. It will be fascinating to watch the fall out from this decision. My bet is it goes farther up the legal ladder.
RED FACED: I am really guilty of using way too many of these. Honestly.
WHERE’S A WHITE RUSSIAN WHEN YOU NEED ONE? Because, dude.
WAIT, WHAT? This was unexpected. Also, wow.
SKILLZ:
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED: Also, beer, bubbles, brandy, bourbon and then some.
MY GUESS IS…if you’re eating Cheetohs and such artificially flavored food stuffs, you probably don’t care if they are going to kill you.
NO FEAR: This little girl. Infectious.
AN AMERICANO PLEASE: For those of you following the long and confusing history of whether coffee is good for you or not, this.
DELICATESSEN:
No really. You need to see this movie. It’s all that. And then some.
EYE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE: I got 25 out of 25. This surprised even me.
Editor’s Note: I’m a cat. Surprised I did that well.
WANT: I am not even kidding. I realize it is a conversation piece. Don’t care. If I win the lottery, this will be the first thing I buy. I’m going to make a forest in my hallway so I have a lit path to the bathroom at night. I’ve really thought this out.
BULLET PROOF BESPOKE: When you need to be safe and sharply dressed.
WHEN YOU HAVE NO MORE FECKS TO GIVE:
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP? Uh, well, now that you mention it.
THE SUMMER OF SCHLUB? That red carpet picture.
H20H NO! Water woes go beyond the actual water part.
WORKMAN’S COMP? Uh, that would suck.
THE. HELL.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Way to go, us.
INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM…is alive and well in Springfield, Missouri.
IT’S ALIVE! I have to admit this made me happier than I expected. I can’t even say why, exactly. It just seems like a fairly amazing adventure.
DON’T ASK ME WHY…this very subject came up in conversation last week. Also, dodged a bullet. Maybe.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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